WEBVTT 00:00.620 --> 00:04.550 After the English army emerged victorious in the Battle of Agincourt, 00:04.550 --> 00:09.620 they then advanced on Paris, the capital of the kingdom, and captured it. 00:10.100 --> 00:15.990 The French royal court escaped Paris and relocated their royal palace to Chinon. 00:15.990 --> 00:19.760 The Duchy of Burgundy severed ties with the royal family, 00:19.760 --> 00:21.620 and allied with the English army. 00:22.320 --> 00:24.660 The region was in a state of chaos. 00:24.660 --> 00:28.260 Uncertain of their fate, the suffering and cries of the masses 00:28.260 --> 00:30.620 could be heard throughout the nation of France. 00:46.640 --> 00:49.060 Jeanne? Jeanne? 00:49.060 --> 00:51.020 What's the matter? 00:59.320 --> 01:01.820 Oh, it's nothing! 01:07.080 --> 01:17.380 #02 The Girl Called Jeanne 02:44.260 --> 02:47.890 I pray that the English army will return to their own country. 02:47.890 --> 02:50.240 Return home! 02:50.240 --> 02:52.600 I pray that the war will end. 02:52.600 --> 02:55.140 End! 02:55.140 --> 02:57.990 I pray that my breasts will grow bigger! 02:57.990 --> 03:00.400 Grow bigger? 03:04.590 --> 03:08.000 This is a ritual passed down for generations in our Fai Tribe. 03:08.000 --> 03:10.420 Have faith, and you shall be saved! 03:10.420 --> 03:12.910 But the war hasn't ended, at all! 03:13.320 --> 03:14.760 And my breasts... 03:14.760 --> 03:16.790 Oh, you already have visitors. 03:18.040 --> 03:19.670 Don't panic. 03:19.670 --> 03:21.300 I won't do anything to hurt you. 03:23.650 --> 03:24.900 Are you... 03:25.720 --> 03:27.870 A black mage? 03:27.870 --> 03:28.930 No, that's not it. 03:29.630 --> 03:31.430 I'm a traveling alchemist. 03:31.980 --> 03:33.480 Montmorency. 03:33.480 --> 03:36.400 We'll be using that ruin. 03:38.940 --> 03:40.520 She's got wings! 03:40.520 --> 03:44.930 I've heard that the winged are the queens of fairy tribes! 03:44.930 --> 03:48.360 But the winged shouldn't be able to be tamed by humans! 03:48.360 --> 03:52.380 I tamed that man to be my slave. 04:02.340 --> 04:05.660 Wow! Such a big hat! 04:08.570 --> 04:10.590 Hey, what are you doing? 04:11.030 --> 04:12.470 Is that a magical potion? 04:17.950 --> 04:20.960 If I borrow the powers of this ruin's presence, 04:20.960 --> 04:23.780 I may be able to transmute the elixir. 04:24.760 --> 04:26.980 Astaroth was right. 04:26.980 --> 04:27.860 This might work out! 04:27.860 --> 04:28.740 Boobies! 04:29.770 --> 04:30.740 Boobies! 04:31.140 --> 04:34.080 Will my breasts grow if I drink that potion? 04:34.080 --> 04:35.430 They won't! 04:35.430 --> 04:37.370 Isn't it a magical potion? 04:37.700 --> 04:39.000 It's not magic. 04:39.280 --> 04:40.870 It's alchemy. 04:40.870 --> 04:43.380 Alchemy is a very sensitive process. 04:43.380 --> 04:45.060 I'll help! 04:44.000 --> 04:45.500 Don't get in my way! 04:45.120 --> 04:47.100 Let me help! 04:46.090 --> 04:48.450 Do you know what'll happen if the mixture is even slightly off? 04:48.450 --> 04:50.520 It'll be a disaster! 04:51.570 --> 04:52.260 You idiot! 05:00.770 --> 05:02.390 Let us swear an oath! 05:02.390 --> 05:03.770 We will... 05:03.770 --> 05:05.000 We will... 05:05.000 --> 05:07.680 ...remain best friends forever... 05:07.680 --> 05:09.780 ...even after we graduate from school! 05:17.760 --> 05:20.640 You didn't die from elixir intoxication. 05:20.640 --> 05:22.040 Luck is on your side. 05:23.740 --> 05:25.310 I failed again? 05:25.310 --> 05:26.170 Yes. 05:27.000 --> 05:28.300 Damn it! 05:28.300 --> 05:29.840 You're pathetic. 05:29.840 --> 05:35.090 I thought you could transmute the elixir within three years with my guidance. 05:35.090 --> 05:36.390 It's been seven years! 05:36.390 --> 05:39.170 Seven years, more than twice that! 05:39.170 --> 05:42.640 The process involves stepping into the other world, 05:42.640 --> 05:45.430 so, naturally, the flow of time would be different. 05:45.430 --> 05:47.650 You didn't even know that? 05:47.650 --> 05:48.680 What a loser. 05:48.680 --> 05:50.900 Give me back my precious years of puberty! 05:52.490 --> 05:54.260 Listen well, Montmorency. 05:54.260 --> 05:56.780 You're a man chosen to become the next Ulysses. 05:57.820 --> 06:03.300 You will put an end to all wars in the world, including the Anglo-French War, 06:03.300 --> 06:07.870 and turn this world into a utopia for all eternity. 06:08.720 --> 06:13.100 Montmorency, that is why I bestowed my knowledge upon you. 06:13.950 --> 06:16.550 So get your act together already! Got it? 06:18.810 --> 06:23.000 Listen... I'm not hoping to end all wars or become a king, 06:23.000 --> 06:25.920 or anything of that magnitude. 06:25.920 --> 06:27.600 You're telling me you have low aspirations? 06:27.600 --> 06:28.790 What a disappointment! 06:28.790 --> 06:32.580 You know, you can hoard all the beauties in the world if you become a king! 06:32.580 --> 06:33.820 Not interested. 06:34.810 --> 06:37.830 You said it like the bratty virgin that you are. 06:37.830 --> 06:41.790 Aren't you at least partially responsible for me being a virgin? 06:43.840 --> 06:48.090 I'm sorry. This is all because I got in your way, right? 06:51.820 --> 06:53.630 It's not your fault. 06:54.780 --> 06:56.960 It's my fault for lacking talent. 06:57.560 --> 06:59.020 So don't worry about it. 07:03.920 --> 07:06.220 Montmorency-niichan! 07:06.640 --> 07:08.290 Don't cry. 07:18.820 --> 07:20.630 I'm La Hire. 07:20.630 --> 07:25.730 I came here to inform you that the Burgundian army will strike this region. 07:25.730 --> 07:29.410 W-Were you hired by Princess Charlotte? 07:29.410 --> 07:31.750 Will you protect us? 07:31.750 --> 07:32.720 Yeah. 07:33.590 --> 07:38.590 However, I'll need you to hand over all your food in exchange for protection. 07:48.300 --> 07:49.560 Wait! 07:50.680 --> 07:51.690 A child?! 07:53.420 --> 07:55.320 Don't hurt anyone! 07:55.320 --> 07:57.570 Please, pretty soldier! 08:02.000 --> 08:03.950 She's so reckless! 08:03.950 --> 08:06.760 What were you going to do if she shot without warning? 08:08.030 --> 08:11.190 Why is there a black mage in such a remote village? 08:11.190 --> 08:12.500 It's a misunderstanding! 08:12.500 --> 08:14.510 He's an alchemist. 08:16.120 --> 08:19.280 Wh-What's with this girl?! 08:19.280 --> 08:21.570 There are winged fairies? 08:21.570 --> 08:25.780 How can such a cute creature be allowed to exist in this world?! 08:30.970 --> 08:32.980 This is not good. 08:34.280 --> 08:35.980 We can't hand over everything! 08:36.290 --> 08:38.440 How can we survive the winter? 08:38.440 --> 08:40.450 You're getting paid, right? 08:40.450 --> 08:43.700 Maybe get your employer to pay extra? 08:44.090 --> 08:46.850 Even salaries are not being paid on time. 08:46.850 --> 08:49.750 It seems the exiled royal family is out of funds. 08:49.750 --> 08:54.840 Sorry, but we can't survive without on-site payment. 08:54.840 --> 08:57.830 Pretty soldier, you can survive about half a year without food 08:57.830 --> 09:00.510 by absorbing the fat on your breast! 09:00.510 --> 09:02.680 I'm not a milk cow! 09:02.680 --> 09:04.760 Damn! She's so cute! 09:05.200 --> 09:09.030 Are you really La Hire, notorious for being the biggest troublemaker 09:09.030 --> 09:10.470 in the mercenary business? 09:10.470 --> 09:13.710 I've always assumed that you were a grumpy, old man... 09:15.570 --> 09:17.560 Wh-What's this? 09:17.560 --> 09:18.900 Gross! 09:21.150 --> 09:23.510 Did this guy do something strange to you? 09:23.510 --> 09:24.610 What do you mean by that? 09:24.610 --> 09:25.570 Cut that out! 09:25.570 --> 09:27.460 Could that be... an elixir? 09:27.460 --> 09:28.540 Wh-What?! 09:28.540 --> 09:30.180 I get it now... 09:30.180 --> 09:34.280 You must have absorbed an unfathomable amount of elixir, 09:34.280 --> 09:38.960 and you have become a vessel that can transmute elixir! 09:38.960 --> 09:40.500 Is that even possible? 09:40.500 --> 09:44.050 It shouldn't be, but there's no other explanation. 09:44.050 --> 09:45.990 Hey, what are you talking about? 09:45.990 --> 09:46.930 Stay out of it! 09:48.680 --> 09:53.240 Simply put, my body can now withstand the swallowing of the Philosopher's Stone? 09:53.240 --> 09:54.850 I can become the next Ulysses? 09:54.850 --> 09:55.750 Yes. 09:55.750 --> 09:56.840 All right! 09:56.840 --> 09:57.940 Hold it! 09:58.440 --> 10:01.670 You can probably only stay as Ulysses for three minutes, at most. 10:01.670 --> 10:05.460 Your body will keep transmuting elixir, which will react with the Philosopher's Stone, 10:05.460 --> 10:08.580 causing it to spiral out of control. 10:08.580 --> 10:10.330 S-Spiral out of control? 10:10.330 --> 10:13.200 What'll happen then? 10:13.200 --> 10:14.390 I don't know. 10:14.390 --> 10:17.120 This is an unprecedented situation, even for me. 10:17.120 --> 10:20.020 You may die of madness after the stone takes over your mind, 10:20.020 --> 10:22.340 or you may simply explode. 10:22.340 --> 10:25.970 In any case, there can only be horrible consequences. 10:25.970 --> 10:27.200 Damn it! 10:27.200 --> 10:29.470 Explain it in a way that we can understand! 10:30.720 --> 10:32.820 Xaintrailles! What's wrong? 10:32.820 --> 10:33.810 Enemy attack! 10:33.810 --> 10:36.760 No way! How could they be here this quick?! 10:36.760 --> 10:37.690 How should I know? 10:39.400 --> 10:40.260 Take this! 10:41.940 --> 10:43.140 So heavy! 10:43.630 --> 10:46.320 Your tiny sword won't be of any use! 10:46.320 --> 10:47.680 Let's head out! 11:08.220 --> 11:10.220 Don't let them enter the town! 11:10.220 --> 11:14.230 These guys will burn down the village without a second thought! 11:19.240 --> 11:22.530 If you can't wield a sword, then maybe you can use black magic... 11:22.530 --> 11:25.110 I told you already! I'm an alchemist! 11:25.440 --> 11:26.690 Astaroth... 11:26.690 --> 11:27.750 What is it? 11:27.750 --> 11:31.580 How about I pass the elixir to La Hire, mouth-to-mouth? 11:32.240 --> 11:34.870 Then I'll let her swallow the Philosopher's Stone. 11:35.270 --> 11:37.000 I'm sure she'll be able to win— 11:37.000 --> 11:37.880 No! 11:37.880 --> 11:39.750 She's practically a bandit. 11:39.750 --> 11:44.160 If she obtains powers beyond her abilities, things would only get worse! 11:44.160 --> 11:46.070 You can't even see that? 11:46.070 --> 11:46.610 But... 11:46.610 --> 11:51.760 Absolutely not! I forbid it. End of discussion! 11:47.820 --> 11:51.080 Lord, please protect everyone. 11:52.270 --> 11:55.380 We must find a new safe haven! 11:58.870 --> 12:00.360 What are you doing? 12:00.360 --> 12:02.760 You'll be killed if you don't run! 12:02.760 --> 12:04.280 But Jeanne is... 12:10.010 --> 12:12.600 We must not abandon Jeanne! 12:12.600 --> 12:14.480 Yeah! 12:17.780 --> 12:19.900 Stop it! 12:19.900 --> 12:23.000 Let's work together to protect Jeanne's village! 12:23.000 --> 12:24.240 Yeah! 12:24.240 --> 12:28.070 This fairy tribe consists of half-assed spiritual beings 12:28.070 --> 12:29.880 that couldn't make it to heaven or hell. 12:29.880 --> 12:32.260 Exterminate on sight. 12:32.260 --> 12:33.860 Charge! 12:33.860 --> 12:35.520 Yeah! 12:36.380 --> 12:37.540 Little fairies? 12:37.540 --> 12:39.520 You still don't get it? 12:39.520 --> 12:42.470 Did you drool out your wisdom along with elixir? 12:42.470 --> 12:43.540 What are you trying to say? 12:43.540 --> 12:44.880 See? There it is again! 12:44.880 --> 12:47.170 What about you? You have a small body, so you have a small brain. 12:47.170 --> 12:48.850 That's why you can't come up with a solution! 12:48.850 --> 12:49.750 That's an insult! 12:49.750 --> 12:50.530 But it's true? 13:02.870 --> 13:05.550 H-Human... 13:06.190 --> 13:10.830 Don't burn down Jeanne's village... 13:10.830 --> 13:14.550 Don't dress like a human, you vermin! 13:15.870 --> 13:17.310 Little fairy?! 13:19.470 --> 13:23.560 Why would you kill innocent fairies? 13:23.560 --> 13:25.070 Why? 13:25.430 --> 13:27.280 Why? 13:27.280 --> 13:29.390 I mean, you're such a... 13:29.390 --> 13:30.980 Hey, where's Jeanne? 13:35.550 --> 13:38.400 Let's make this quick. We've wasted enough time. 13:38.400 --> 13:39.740 Here we go. 13:52.510 --> 13:54.800 Damn it! Are you okay? 13:54.800 --> 13:55.760 Hang in there! 13:56.320 --> 13:57.240 The ribbon... 13:57.240 --> 13:58.390 Don't move! 13:58.710 --> 14:00.560 But the ribbon... 14:01.390 --> 14:02.610 Hold on. 14:04.430 --> 14:06.290 It's my sister's ribbon. 14:06.290 --> 14:11.920 Last year, the English troops pillaged us, looking for food. 14:11.920 --> 14:14.020 My little sister was killed during the attack... 14:16.360 --> 14:18.540 I'll become your little sister! 14:20.290 --> 14:22.660 So cheer up! 14:35.220 --> 14:39.040 I wanted to become a princess knight. 14:39.690 --> 14:44.020 But they say only nobles can become knights. 14:44.630 --> 14:49.770 So... I was trying to end the war with rituals... 14:52.730 --> 14:56.690 If only... I had the power to... 14:56.690 --> 14:59.350 If one becomes something more than human, 14:59.350 --> 15:03.560 one will be banished from the Church as a heretic. 15:03.560 --> 15:07.730 Immortality means running away for eternity 15:07.730 --> 15:10.550 and living alone for eternity. 15:12.330 --> 15:14.960 If you wish to live, 15:14.960 --> 15:17.080 I will grant you power. 15:17.080 --> 15:18.070 Huh? 15:18.070 --> 15:19.220 Don't tell me... 15:19.220 --> 15:21.990 Yeah, if we let her swallow the Philosopher's Stone, 15:21.990 --> 15:25.330 she should be able to assimilate the stone's powers and regenerate her flesh. 15:25.330 --> 15:26.840 It's too late! 15:26.840 --> 15:30.000 If we insert the Philosopher's Stone directly into her wound... 15:33.390 --> 15:35.380 Is that the power? 15:35.380 --> 15:36.570 Yeah. 15:36.570 --> 15:40.880 But, Jeanne, if you obtain this power, you will no longer be human. 15:40.880 --> 15:42.770 You won't be able to stay in this village. 15:43.990 --> 15:47.710 Then where should I go? 15:47.710 --> 15:49.940 Am I going to be all alone? 15:49.940 --> 15:52.550 No, I'll protect you. 15:54.210 --> 15:57.810 From now, until the time you die, 15:58.480 --> 16:00.970 I'll never let you be alone. 16:11.230 --> 16:14.320 You're a fool beyond belief. 16:14.320 --> 16:15.800 Will this work? 16:15.800 --> 16:19.440 Could a child assimilate half of the Philosopher's Stone? 16:19.440 --> 16:20.560 I don't know! 16:20.560 --> 16:22.240 No one has ever tried this before! 16:41.840 --> 16:44.720 It tastes sweet, Montmorency. 16:44.720 --> 16:47.000 It's sweet and hot. 16:47.000 --> 16:50.270 Yeah, it feels like my body is about to burn up. 16:55.450 --> 16:57.150 It hurts! 16:57.150 --> 16:58.530 Endure it, Jeanne! 16:58.920 --> 17:01.240 I can't stand it! It hurts! 17:01.240 --> 17:02.760 It hurts! 17:02.760 --> 17:04.020 I can't... 17:04.020 --> 17:05.120 Almost there! 17:05.120 --> 17:06.060 Hang on! 17:07.800 --> 17:09.460 It hurts! 17:09.460 --> 17:12.790 Mom... Mom! 17:12.790 --> 17:14.790 Live through this, Jeanne! 17:20.960 --> 17:24.640 Hey, give me a baiser before we die. 17:26.010 --> 17:27.390 Sorry, but that's a no. 17:28.990 --> 17:30.560 Are you ready to die? 17:30.560 --> 17:33.100 You're the ones who need to be ready. 17:33.510 --> 17:34.270 Who's there?! 17:36.300 --> 17:37.430 Jeanne? 17:41.080 --> 17:42.770 You're the girl from earlier. 17:42.770 --> 17:44.360 You don't even have a weapon. 17:44.360 --> 17:46.140 How can you fight mercenary soldiers? 17:46.940 --> 17:48.160 Huh? That's mine! 17:52.920 --> 17:55.420 This is the power of Philosopher's Stone? 17:55.690 --> 17:58.630 It feels like power is welling up from inside of my body! 17:58.630 --> 18:00.420 You'd better fear me. 18:00.890 --> 18:03.300 Beg and cry for mercy! 18:03.960 --> 18:06.800 Jeanne... What happened to her? 18:24.600 --> 18:26.870 This is not even a sword fight. 18:26.870 --> 18:29.790 Yeah, the vermin pillaging the village... 18:29.790 --> 18:32.080 ...are to be exterminated on sight! 18:32.080 --> 18:33.460 She's a monster! 18:33.460 --> 18:35.460 Retreat! 18:35.460 --> 18:36.470 Wait! 18:36.960 --> 18:39.540 Enough! You've done enough, Jeanne! 18:40.890 --> 18:43.470 Hey, what happened to Jeanne? 18:43.470 --> 18:45.030 That's what I want to know! 18:45.030 --> 18:46.550 She turned into an evil soldier! 18:46.550 --> 18:47.800 That's not the Jeanne I know! 18:48.160 --> 18:50.180 It's the effect of the Philosopher's Stone. 18:50.180 --> 18:54.520 While the stone grants power, it also intensifies emotions. 18:54.520 --> 18:58.850 Don't worry. Human beings cannot stay as Ulysses for long. 18:58.850 --> 19:00.440 Jeanne is a child, 19:00.440 --> 19:03.410 and she assimilated only half of the Philosopher's Stone, so before long... 19:03.410 --> 19:04.700 You, milk cow! 19:05.120 --> 19:06.560 Milk cow? 19:06.560 --> 19:08.140 Fight me! 19:08.930 --> 19:13.170 Killing small fry can't satisfy me, no matter how many I defeat. 19:13.170 --> 19:16.020 I have to fight someone at least as strong as you... 19:16.020 --> 19:16.960 Jeanne! 19:16.960 --> 19:18.290 Enough of this already— 19:18.290 --> 19:19.230 Wait! 19:20.010 --> 19:21.630 You'll get yourself killed. 19:22.670 --> 19:25.120 There's one more reason to fight. 19:25.120 --> 19:28.420 Those huge breasts of yours are an eyesore! 19:28.420 --> 19:29.550 Stay back. 19:30.460 --> 19:31.930 You were safe? 19:33.610 --> 19:34.750 Jeanne? 19:35.310 --> 19:37.560 Th-That's... 19:37.960 --> 19:39.420 The devil! 19:40.970 --> 19:42.190 Head. 19:42.640 --> 19:44.320 Aim for the head. 19:44.320 --> 19:48.610 If my brain is destroyed, even Ulysses won't be able to survive. 19:48.610 --> 19:50.580 I have to kill her, or I'll be killed! 20:00.880 --> 20:05.760 I knew from the start that you would aim for the head. 20:05.760 --> 20:07.590 Then it's easy to block it! 20:07.960 --> 20:10.400 At least it's a cute girl who kills me. 20:10.400 --> 20:11.890 That's the only consolation for me. 20:27.160 --> 20:29.460 It ran out of time, huh? 20:30.580 --> 20:34.550 Jeanne can only function as a Ulysses for three minutes. 20:34.550 --> 20:37.080 The power granted is "acceleration." 20:37.080 --> 20:40.290 Emotion intensified is... "arrogance." 20:41.950 --> 20:47.300 Mayor, when my parents return, 20:47.300 --> 20:49.050 please explain it to them. 20:50.570 --> 20:53.140 How should I explain it to them?! 20:53.140 --> 20:55.180 Your daughter became a heretical demon?! 21:01.200 --> 21:04.320 Looks like the utopia for eternity just got one step further. 21:04.320 --> 21:05.680 Montmorency... 21:05.680 --> 21:07.420 What do you intend to do now? 21:08.560 --> 21:10.950 She can never return here. 21:10.950 --> 21:15.330 Not only that, she'll be hunted down by the inquisition. 21:15.330 --> 21:16.700 It's the opposite. 21:17.160 --> 21:19.720 Jeanne will become a saint, starting today. 21:19.720 --> 21:21.090 A saint? 21:21.090 --> 21:22.480 What do you mean by that? 21:30.910 --> 21:31.890 Jeanne. 21:34.350 --> 21:35.440 Let's go. 21:44.600 --> 21:45.580 Yeah! 21:47.130 --> 21:50.090 To Be Continued 23:20.080 --> 23:35.090 #3 To the Scheming Palace 23:20.650 --> 23:23.220 Just as there are many types of faces and hairstyles, 23:23.220 --> 23:24.750 boobs have just as much individuality. 23:24.750 --> 23:26.130 Jeanne is a dish-type. 23:26.130 --> 23:27.700 Richemont is now a cone-type. 23:27.700 --> 23:29.920 Princess Charlotte's has grown into a bell-type! 23:30.440 --> 23:32.920 Episode 3: "To the Scheming Palace." 23:32.920 --> 23:34.350 What type are you? 23:35.090 --> 23:40.100 Surprisingly useful French lesson 23:35.800 --> 23:40.100 Use it when praying that your breasts will grow bigger! 23:35.800 --> 23:40.100 I pray that my breasts will grow bigger!