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Hey. Have you eaten lunch yet?

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I went to the convenience store,
but they were out of nattō rolls,

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so I had to buy a katsu sandwich.

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Sorry. What?

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What's wrong?

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Oh, hold on!

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You're not a little kid anymore,
so stop crying over Sailor Moon.

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Sailor Moon R is my youth!

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If they were showing the entire Dragon Ball series,
you'd watch it, right?

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And you'd cry, right? Even if you were at work!

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I wouldn't watch it at work, and I wouldn't cry.

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I mean, what's the point of crying
over anime at this age?

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I was so surprised. I was so surprised.

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-This is bad.
-Right?

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-This is as bad as Dragon Ball Z.
-Right?

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Wotakoi: Love is Hard for Otaku

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Now, let's get started

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Where we left off yesterday

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There's no pleasure without pain
Let the story be

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Getting out of the deep sea

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Leaping to the flying city
Now we can't get down

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A plot with no coherence
This story is one and only

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Always remember the good times

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Brace yourself for letdowns
It'll come in handy

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Gently, softly

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Turning pages of the story
Story

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I let my emotions flow

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Gently, softly

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Turning pages of the story
Story

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It seems never-ending

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Will it ever come to an end?

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I have no clue

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Too bad I don't

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She's beautiful!

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-You're making me blush.
-No, the girl on the right.

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But this is a cosplay photo, you know?

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Seriously? This girl is an otaku too?

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I don't care if she cosplays. Introduce me.

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Just kidding!

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Did you hear that, Hirotaka?

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-Huh?
-I thought so.

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-I could be someone's wife.
-Huh?

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Then look at this one too.

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-Here.
-Huh? Oh, wow!

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I was drunk yesterday.
It's not photoshopped, by the way.

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-What's that?
-What's this? So lovey-dovey.

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You're so cute!

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Right? I liked it enough to use as my wallpaper.

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Hey! What are you showing her?

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Oh, my...

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THE NEXT DAY

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-Do something about this ugly hag, Momose!
-Do something about this idiot, Nifuji!

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Uh... Whose fault is it today?

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-His.
-Hers.

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Anyway, can you explain?

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DETAILS, ASAP!

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I just want to share the same hobbies with Kabakura!

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I want to make him cosplay.

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I'm not criticizing Koyanagi's hobby.

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But sharing the same hobby?
That's another story!

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I only like watching other people cosplay.

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-You won't know unless you try, right?
-You never give up!

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This is your chance.

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You're relentless!

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Personally, I think it would be really nice.

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Kabakura and Hana-chan doing yaoi?

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Stop! Don't complicate things!

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I got it, I got it.

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I'll be a female character, okay?
You're okay with that, right?

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I'm not! You're a female in the first place!

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No. That's not what I'm talking about!

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I just feel embarrassed.

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I'm not good-looking,
so I don't want others to see me.

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Don't make me say such sad things.

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That's not true!

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An average-looking cosplayer can make up for it
through his love for the character--

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Shut up!

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You're so overdramatic.

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I'm not telling you to put on makeup
or dress up like a girl.

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That's not the problem here!

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Hey, Nifuji! Say something!

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Well, I...

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-did it.
-I'm going to take a photo, okay?

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-I really didn't think anything of it.
-I see!

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WITHOUT THE NECKTIE?

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I'm sure I could make Kabakura as cute as Nifuji!

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You never give up. Drop it already!

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With all due respect, I was quite cute, you know?

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Stop encouraging her!
I told you already, I'm not doing it!

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Then let me show you what a real cosplayer can do
when she's serious.

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Can't you guys hear what I'm saying?!

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I thought you were an otaku.
I can't believe you don't cosplay.

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And I can't believe you don't feel ashamed.

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Being an otaku is already embarrassing!

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It pisses me off how you act like you're normal
even though you're an otaku!

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People who enjoy otaku hobbies in secret
are even more embarrassing! Coward!

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People who don't care that it's embarrassing
stick out in a bad way.

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That's why normal people think otaku are weird!
I'm not doing it in secret.

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I'm just doing it in moderation. Unlike you!

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That must be it.
They're such good friends that they fight.

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I'm amazed you can say something like that
in this situation.

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You guys are so lucky.
You're good friends and you don't fight.

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Well, we're not exactly good friends...

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Hirotaka likes games,
and I like manga and anime.

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We enjoy different things,
even though we're both otaku.

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We respect that about each other.

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I mean, we accept it.

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Sort of.

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I guess?

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I think it's too late to save Narumi, so I've given up.

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I'll show you who's too late to save!

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Calm down, Naru!
You accept each other, right? Right?

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Calm down! Momose!

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He didn't mean to hurt you!

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To tell you the truth, I meant it 100 percent.

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Shut up, Nifuji!

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THREE DAYS LATER

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Anyway, let's try taking a natural photo.

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-No way!
-It'll be okay. Don't worry.

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I'll make you beautiful.

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That's not what I'm worried about!

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I prepared all this just for you.

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-What are you so unsatisfied about?
-Everything!

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Come on. You're such a sore loser.

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Did you forget our deal?

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You're so cute, Kabakura.

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You're laughing.

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AND
THE NIGHT AFTER

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What's wrong, Kabakura?

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Don't ask.

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Tada!

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Is that Kabakura?

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Wow! He looks just like a video game character!

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I bribed-- I mean, persuaded the model.

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I got a wavy wig to cover his bone structure.

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I bought new eye shadow,
turned the room into a studio,

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set up the camera, adjusted the lights,

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instructed the model how to act,
used colored contacts,

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and retouched the images later.

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I did it all in one night!

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Really? Gevanni!

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-By the way, he looks like a monster without the wig.
-Kabakura, can I ask you one question?

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Depending on the question, I might kill you,
but go ahead.

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What was the bait?

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A Yudachi Kai-II figurine.

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How was the quality of your Yudachi Kai-II?

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Amazing.

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HANAKO KOYANAGI
BORN ON AUGUST 28TH

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Wotakoi: Love is Hard for Otaku.

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27 YEARS OLD
167CM

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BLOOD TYPE AB
VIRGO

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The meeting went off without a hitch.

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-You did a good job on the documents.
-Really?

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It's from Hirotaka.

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Hey. Hey.

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How's your progress at work?

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Do you want to go for a drink after work?

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Mr. Kabakura is coming today too.

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Try inviting Ms. Koyanagi too.

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Anyway, try not to pay too much attention
to your news feed today.

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If you work late, I'll kill you.

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Is he drunk? Or is there a bug in his phone?

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It's not a bug. He's always been talkative,
and likes to joke around.

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It's just that his facial expressions can't keep up
with the mood during conversations.

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There must be a bug inside of him them.

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-Nifuji, can I talk to you for a minute?
-Okay.

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Go ahead.

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Sorry.

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At your pleasure.

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Why is she talking to me like a samurai?

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Well, don't ask me...

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It's a little much to be
an unexpected side of her personality.

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Look who's talking.

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Cheers!

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This is the first time we've all gone for drinks
after work like this. This is new!

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We went to the bookstore the other day,
but we all went home afterwards.

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Let's talk about things that you can't talk about
unless you're drunk!

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What are you talking about?
What kinds of things?

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Love, of course!

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She's off to a quick start.

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Excuse me! Bring me a glass of water, please!

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You guys are dating,
so you should show some PDA for once.

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I mean, you're not that sexy in the first place.

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-She hasn't even drunk that much yet.
-She got drunk faster than usual today.

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If you're going to say that,
then you and Kabakura should try to get along more!

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You guys always fight!

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Don't say that! We've been dating for a long time,
so it's okay.

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It's not okay!

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By the way, when did you two start dating?

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-It was around the end of high school.
-That's right.

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I think it was the day of Kabakura's graduation.

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Who confessed their feelings first?

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-Him.
-Her.

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Wait!

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Ms. Koyanagi, here's some water.

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Thanks.

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Nice, Nifuji.

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Be careful not to spill.

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Okay. Oops.

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I knew you'd do that.

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I have a handkerchief.

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Could you wipe it for me, Nifuji?

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-Are you sure?
-No!

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KOYANAGI!
HIROTAKA!

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Naru...

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You should do something about this, Mr. Kabakura.
Those boobs are inexcusable.

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-She had too much to drink today.
-Wait, what did you just say?!

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Hey, Koyanagi.
Stick with juice for the rest of the night, okay?

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ACTUALLY,
THIS IS HER FIRST DRINK

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Call me Hanako, like you always do.

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You...

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Don't get so full of yourself
with that sweet look on your face, you ugly hag!

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You're not so good-looking yourself and
you think you can call me that?!

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-Looking like a criminal on a wanted poster!
-A criminal?! I'll kill you!

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You're the one who confessed your love first!
You're such a pain!

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I'm the one!?
You have such a bad memory!

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I've always liked traditional Prince Charming-types!

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Well, I like small and cute girls like Ranka,
not girls like you, you ugly hag!

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I know that much!

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You like girls like Naru, right?!

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Hana-chan and Kabakura,
you guys run so hot and cold!

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Why don't you say one thing
you like about each other and make up?

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NARUMI'S CRITICAL HIT!

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Well, then, Kabakura, you go first.

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STARING

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Don't be embarrassed. Just be honest.

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I like her huge boobs.

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Calm down, Koyanagi!

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Shut up, Bakakura!

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It doesn't matter. I... I...

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I'll never be like your beloved Ranka.

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-Hana-chan!
-Koyanagi!

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Are you trying to say you're more like Sheryl?

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Kabakura!

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That was my shoe.

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Wait, Hana-chan! Calm down, okay?

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Kabakura must have gotten carried away
because he's drunk.

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Okay? Anyway, let's go back
and you two can make up.

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I can't.

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I can't take it anymore. Why did he say that?

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We're always fighting.

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Whoa! Her boobs are amazing!

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If things stay like this,
he's going to get tired of me someday.

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My gosh, her boobs!

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It'll be okay!

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You're so cute, Hana-chan.
He'd never start hating you!

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I'm going to go sink Kabakura
to the bottom of the sea!

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I'm going to go rough on Kabakura,
just like in an X-rated doujinshi!

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So don't cry, Hana-chan!

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There, there...

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Whenever I'm with him,
I can't stop myself from thinking about it.

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Is he satisfied with me?

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What if he's making a compromise by dating me?

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I know it's hard dating normal people
when you're an otaku.

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What if he's just dating me
because it's convenient?

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Then how about me?

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WHAT ARE WE?

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-Let's trade.
-Kabakura!

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We'll be back soon,
so go have a drink with Nifuji.

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Thanks.

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Okay.

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Hey, stop! What if they start fighting again?!

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-Don't be so nosy, Narumi.
-Things were just starting to heat up!

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You're such a pain when you drink.

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Go apologize to them later.

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You made those two worry about you.

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You were listening, right?

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-What do you have to say?
-Well, you're right.

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I'm sure I could find plenty of otaku girls
who are cuter and easier to handle than you.

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And who have bigger boobs.

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Oh, really?!
Then why don't you go look for one right now?!

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You finally looked over here, ugly hag.

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What do you mean?
You're always calling me an ugly hag...

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And saying I'm such a pain...

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You can't even say anything nice.

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There, there.

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Damn you.

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You know, I can hear you.

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SNIFFLE SNIFFLE

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Hey. Why are you crying?

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Momose...

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Yes, teacher. I stopped her.

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Is Mature Love As Difficult?

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We say anything to each other
And we have similar tastes

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But we are not a typical couple

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Nothing's changed since the time we were friends

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Why do we still have distance between us?

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-Why so
-Why me?

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-I'm so
-I'm too afraid to ask

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-I know
-But I love you

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Don't give me that look

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Comforting to be next to you

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We were both so clumsy

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We try to walk at the same pace

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Feeling nervous next to you

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Let's fall in love

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We'll figure it out slowly

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I'm sure

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-See you tomorrow.
-Yeah. See you tomorrow.

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What's wrong?

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Uh, well...

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I, uh...

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My last boyfriend, and the one before that,
and my first boyfriend... They were all like that.

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They all dumped me because I was an otaku.

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It's always been like that for me,
so this feels so easy for me now!

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I don't have to hide the fact that I'm an otaku.

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But neither of us is the other's ideal type.

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We're both otaku.
I'm sure we're both making some compromises.

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Well, you're right.

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I'd be lying if I said
I wasn't compromising on anything.

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-Hey, you. Just now...
-I wasn't looking.

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Where were you looking?

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Nowhere.
The fact that your boobs are small is unrelated.

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You bastard!

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In other words, what are you trying to say?

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I meant that...

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I just thought that maybe
you'd rather be dating a normal girl.

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That's all.

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Okay. The end! Let's go home!

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I'm not with you just because you're an otaku

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or just because it's easy.

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I love seeing you do the things you like.

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Anyway, that's how I feel.

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So don't think too hard about it.

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Hirotaka...

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You do like me...

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Oh. I take it back.
I wish you would think more before you talk.

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But you've never said that before.

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What if--?

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Were you hung up on the fact
that I said "it was a little awkward"?

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Of course not, idiot. Idiot.

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-Hey. How about going to the arcade after this?
-West entrance, okay?
