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"Episode 6:
'Combatants Will Be Dispatched'"

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They won't last much longer.

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Grimm, can you use your curses to
do something about those golems?

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Leave it to me. Lord Zenarith's power
is about to reach the hour when it peaks.

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And I confiscated every pair of rings
from every couple in town...

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...by telling them I needed
sacrifices to my god!

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Okay, form up around her!

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Fall back!
They're coming through the gate!

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Where's Six? I won't let him leave alive!

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I'm your opponent!

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Grimm, delay the golems!

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Oh Great Lord Zenarith,
bring woe to these clay dolls!

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Pin their feet to the ground!

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Okay, attack!

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I'll stop you before you
can do that again!

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Great Lord Zenarith,
bring woe to this woman!

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Seal away her flame magic forever!

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I-It didn't work?

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If only I had a little more courage...

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I could cast a spell

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that rips off her breasts, even if it
meant it could rebound on me!

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That's right. If I ended up unable to use
flame magic, I wouldn't care at all!

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I'll keep cursing you until I run out
of sacrifices, you indecent woman!

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Stop playing around, Heine!

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I've seen you somewhere...

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What?

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You want a fight, Chimera?

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Rose!

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Move!

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If you're half-demon, your instincts
should tell you that you can't beat me!

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I know I can't win, but...

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Do you want to die that badly?

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Why are you fighting us?

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I know the humans
must've treated you terribly!

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I'm an Apprentice Combat Agent, I guess,

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so I have to fight even though I'm scared!

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"Kisaragi"

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And my grandpa's last words...

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...were that if I ever made a friend,
I should never abandon them!

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Then die!

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Snow!

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I'll handle this, Rose.

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You can do this...

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You can at least land a single hit.

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Don't.

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I'm not sure what you're planning,

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but this warning comes from
an archpriest of undeath.

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Death is something that's truly painful.

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Grimm...

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Go, Snow!

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We need to get the princess out of here!

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You must be worried with just
the commander to watch her, right?

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You go keep an eye on him!

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You guys...

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You're telling me to run?

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Oh Great Lord Zenarith!

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Sink into my sea of hellfire...

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Rest for eternity! Crimson Breath!

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No!

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Come on, we're leaving!

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I'm not going anywhere!

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You go and tell everyone
what happened here!

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Do it yourself!

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Even if this country dies,
if you're alive, we still win!

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If you need help to keep the royal
bloodline going, I'll be happy to provide!

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Let's go, Alice!

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Right-o!

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Stop saying really scary things
and let me go!

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Somebody, help!

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Six, this is bad! Hurry!

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Right!

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Agent Six!

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Right now, six golems, Heine of the Flame,
and Gadalkand of Earth are outside.

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Move! This is really bad!

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Now's our only chance to escape!

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If we flee with the rest of the people,

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it makes us less likely
to be attacked by the demons!

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When you just come out and say it
that straight, I can't even be mad.

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Rose and Grimm are the ones
delaying the enemy.

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But they won't last.

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I apologize for everything
that's happened so far.

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So... please, help us!

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I'll do anything I can!

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I'll pay you money!
I'll give you my sword!

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I know I shouldn't say this,

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but I'm really stingy and
it's all the money I have!

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It's a lot!

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Hey, Six. Ignore her.

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We're using all your remaining
evil points to get us out of here.

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We don't have any left to help her.

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It's not my problem.

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I'm just an ordinary civilian.

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And that's your fault, too!

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How could you say that?

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I'm a member of
an evil organization, after all.

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It hurts...

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I worked so hard... and the enemy
barely even noticed me!

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It hurts that I can't get them back!

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Please, Commander! Commander!

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Save Rose and Grimm!

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You really are a failure.
You can't even be totally evil.

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You've been with Kisaragi longer
than anybody but its highest leaders.

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But that's why you never get promoted.

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Shut up! Get them to send
that anti-material rifle already!

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Fine, fine.

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Commander, what are you doing up here?

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There's no time left to run to the gate.

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We'll hit them from here.

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I'm not going to run, so let me go.

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Six, you're really cool right now!

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Hey, what's going on?

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We don't have enough points!

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I know I left more than 200!

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Well, you know. There's nothing to do
here, right? Especially at night...

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Did you? Did you spend
all our points on porn?

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Did you? On the night before the war?

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Is there a problem?

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No, he's just doomed
to always be a loser.

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Fine. This is an emergency.

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Hey, Six.

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Right.

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Go downstairs and punch the useless king
in the face while he sits on his throne.

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Off I go!

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Don't!

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What did my dad do wrong?

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Let me go! This is necessary!

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I'm not doing it as a joke!

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Do you just need to punch somebody?

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Well, I don't have to punch them.
Just do something they don't like...

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Fine.

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Punch me.

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I don't understand it,
but you need to do it, right?

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And well... If you want to
do something I won't like...

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Fondle my breasts,
or do anything you want to me!

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No... You can't just...

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Do it, Six. There's no time.

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Boobs, lips, go for whatever you want.

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But...

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Are you going to do it?

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Are you going to kiss or something?

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Do it, Six!

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Just kiss her already and slip it in!

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Hurry up, you loser! Hurry!

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This is all happening so fast!

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You're too loud, Alice!

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And the sound of my heart
is too loud, too!

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What do I do? What do I do?

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And Tillis, you're supposed
to be a princess! You perv!

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I'm not a little kid. I can kiss...

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No, wait... Wouldn't this mean
it's consensual?

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If I feel her up, then...

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You earned evil points!

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Let me go!

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Hey, worshiper of an evil god!

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Bring me Six, now!

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What? High-level magic?

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Is that you, Six?

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I'm freaking invincible!

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Wow!

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Okay, fire.

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Okay.

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Every time I fire, it hurts
where she punched me.

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Shut up and die.

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You said to do whatever I wanted.

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Shut up and die.

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Okay, fire.

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That's all the golems.

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That'll make it a little easier.

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Shut up and die.

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But their elite four are still alive.

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Everybody, get inside!

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There you are, Six!

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I'll kill you!

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--It was you who blew up
all my soldiers, right?

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--She fell for the trap, it looks like.
--It was you who blew up
all my soldiers, right?

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--Yup.
--It was you who blew up
all my soldiers, right?

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And you're the one who destroyed
my magicite right in front of me!

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Oh, it was him?

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Did you bury that woman?

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You've got wings,
so you must be a birdbrain!

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You just met Grimm, didn't you?

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That's a scary weapon, but you
can't use it that often, can you?

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Or you would've killed us all already.

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Listen, we get close
and hit them together.

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Kill him here.

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Right.

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Six. I'll take all the little ones.

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You handle the Elite Four.

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You stopped calling me
"Commander" already?

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Jeez.

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Alice, get me the R-Buzzsaw.

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Huh? You don't have any points left...

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Alice, hurry it up.

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Don't blame me for this later!

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Get them!

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Gotcha!

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Gaah!

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Six!

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Hey, what would've happened
if I didn't react in time?

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I don't care!

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Are you still mad that I
yanked down your panties?

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Here it comes!

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Grab it, Six!

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What is that?

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Where were you hiding that thing?

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This is a weapon with
the really long name of

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"Anti-Armored Vehicle Vibrating
Blade Bad Sword Type-R."

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It's what I use for chopping wimps
like you into little pieces.

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I can only use it for a minute, but...

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I've used this, my ultimate technique,
to kill a whole lot of heroes!

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Limiter release!

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What are you doing?

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Releasing safeties on combat suit.

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Is this okay?

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It's okay!

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Note that one minute of released limits
requires a three-minute cooldown.

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Are you sure?

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Six, what are you...?

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Snow, get back!

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Release the safeties!

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Initiating countdown!

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10, 9...

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Alice, Six is about to do
something crazy again, right?

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Don't you need to stop him?

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This is the end!

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...5, 4...

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Combat Agent Six!

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Go get 'em.

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Safety device released.

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Kisaragi Corporation Employee,
Combat Agent Six!

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This place isn't big enough
for two bad guys!

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So you're going to die here!

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Come get me, human!

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Run! Get out of here, now!

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I'm going to die, too!

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Good work.

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Thanks.

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Y-You... I-I thought you
were going to kill me, too!

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Well, I told you to get back!

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Explain better next time!

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So? Are you going to chop her up, too?

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Hey, Heine.

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Yes?

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Let's call a one-month truce.

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Was a truce a good idea?

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One month is plenty.

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I have an idea.

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Anyway, Snow.

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You said you'd do anything, right?

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Go take a bath and
make yourself all pretty.

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You...

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Oh, right!

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I need to go downstairs and give
a speech to the surviving soldiers.

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Hey, Six, when the cooldown's over
and you can move, come see me.

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We need to talk.

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Um, Six... I mean, Commander.

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I know I'm asking a lot, but...

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Hey, stop it, idiot.

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Would it be all right if we didn't
sleep together right now?

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Stop it! It's too close! And really scary!

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I get it! I get it, so put that away!

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Forget the promise!

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You bitch!

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You and Astaroth both!
Women are always like that!

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You only ever want to use me!

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Jerk! Meanie!

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I never liked you
from the moment we met...

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I'm sorry. For now,
let me off with just this.

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It doesn't upset me that you like me.

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I don't really understand you right now,

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but I'm going to take
my time figuring you out.

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What are you saying?

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I never said I liked you.

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Your face and body are my type,
so I wanted an easy one-night stand.

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Don't make me say that! It's embarrassing.

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Calm down! Let's talk.

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You know... I can't move right now.

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If you swing that sword at me,
I'll die for sure.

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Control yourself, Snow!
Yes! You can do it!

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You can do it!

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Cooldown complete!

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Okay! Release safeties!

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Thank you so much.

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If you really feel that way,
write my name down in your

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country's history books
so it's never forgotten.

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Um, Six...

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Would you be interested
in being a knight again?

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No, I'm done with that.

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Honestly, I'm tired of taking care
of my weird henchmen...

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That's so mean, Commander!

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Was that referring to us?

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I'll bite you for that!

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Ow! Stop it, Rose!

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You did all those special things to me
and now you're leaving?

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Take responsibility for
what you did to my body!

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Stop it, Grimm!

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I just gave you a new wheelchair
and wheeled you around!

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Y-You're going home?

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Sure I am.

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If I stay here, I'll have to deal
with a scary someone.

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I see.

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If you want to say something, say it.

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Our country was badly hurt
in the war with the Demon Lord.

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So we're looking for someone
who can lead a unit and fight.

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And?

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I don't care who you are.
I won't ask where you're from.

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So if you don't want
somebody like me to work for you,

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then you could be a mercenary.

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You need help from some combat agents?

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Hey, old man.

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You...

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You're looking gloomy.

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I heard from Snow that you've
been up to some things.

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What is that?

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This is an anti-balding-guy
punishment weapon.

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Also known as duct tape.

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Become a barren wasteland!

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You earned evil points!

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Six, this was a good idea--
considering how stupid you are.

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What are you talking about?
Also, I'm not stupid.

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Look at your evil points.

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One hundred ninety points.

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That's a lot.

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Look more carefully.

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Negative one hundred ninety points?

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If you go back to Japan
with negative points,

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the punishment squad
will be waiting for you.

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What do I do?

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Listen, Six.

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You need to stay here even after
we get the ability to go home.

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Only go home after you
have positive points.

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That's it!

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We need to come up with a reason why you
can't go home to put in the reports.

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And I'm staying here
until you get your points back.

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Alice!

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I get it. Just think about
getting your points.

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Okay, leave it to me, partner!

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I'll start by stripping
my entire squad naked!

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Are you serious?

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--And what do you mean "partner"?
--Time to go earn some points!

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I'm a support android...

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Partner, huh?

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"Report"
"Alice"

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Alice had a great idea!

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With this, we can keep our combat agents
employed even after we conquer Earth!

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"Next time: Episode 7:
'The Con Artist Marriage Girl'"

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A combatant dispatch plan?

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"Next time: Episode 7:
'The Con Artist Marriage Girl'"

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That world needs more people--
especially people who can fight.

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"Next time: Episode 7:
'The Con Artist Marriage Girl'"

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So she says we should send them there!

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But then we'd be good guys!

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Six is all for it!

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He says he'll run the local office!

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Because of the war, the gender balance
of that world is tilted towards girls.

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And they're all hot!

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Yes, he does talk a lot
about girls in his reports.

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Hey, Six will come back, right? Right?

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He's not going to get married over there
and never come back, right?

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"Final Report Author Alice Kisaragi,
AKA Agent Six's Partner"