1
00:00:08,316 --> 00:00:10,551
I'm tired of
"pilgrims of the land."

2
00:00:10,553 --> 00:00:12,386
I hate that board game.

3
00:00:12,388 --> 00:00:15,022
You're just saying that because
pep but beat you every time.

4
00:00:15,024 --> 00:00:17,558
It's just pilgriming around.
There's no point.

5
00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:20,160
There point is building
and developing holdings

6
00:00:20,162 --> 00:00:22,730
while trading
and acquiring resources.

7
00:00:22,732 --> 00:00:25,733
Yeah, well,
nobody ate my guac.

8
00:00:25,735 --> 00:00:27,401
This is homemade,
broham.

9
00:00:27,403 --> 00:00:28,736
This ain't no store guac.

10
00:00:28,738 --> 00:00:30,971
You know I love your guac.

11
00:00:36,377 --> 00:00:37,745
Hmm.

12
00:00:37,747 --> 00:00:39,513
[ Smooches ] Magnifique.

13
00:00:39,515 --> 00:00:41,515
No, this is bad.

14
00:00:41,517 --> 00:00:43,217
Maybe you don't get art.

15
00:00:43,219 --> 00:00:46,787
It's disrespectful
to the kingdom's holdings.

16
00:00:46,789 --> 00:00:48,689
[ Gasps ]
It's fresh.

17
00:00:48,691 --> 00:00:49,690
[ Paintbrush scratching ]

18
00:00:49,692 --> 00:00:51,925
[ Gasps ]

19
00:00:53,361 --> 00:00:54,361
[ Gasps ]

20
00:00:54,363 --> 00:00:55,462
That's illegal!

21
00:00:55,464 --> 00:00:56,463
And beautiful.

22
00:00:56,465 --> 00:00:57,598
[ Panting ]

23
00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:58,599
What?

24
00:00:58,601 --> 00:00:59,933
Yah!

25
00:00:59,935 --> 00:01:01,435
Aw.

26
00:01:03,705 --> 00:01:05,906
-Oh, hi.
-Hey.

27
00:01:05,908 --> 00:01:07,941
-Hey, stop.
-No. Wait.

28
00:01:07,943 --> 00:01:09,777
Eh.

29
00:01:09,779 --> 00:01:11,211
[ Indistinct conversations ]

30
00:01:11,213 --> 00:01:12,446
Stop!

31
00:01:15,817 --> 00:01:17,885
Hey!

32
00:01:18,887 --> 00:01:20,254
Huh?

33
00:01:20,256 --> 00:01:21,255
Huh?

34
00:01:21,257 --> 00:01:22,256
Hi.

35
00:01:22,258 --> 00:01:23,457
Hello.

36
00:01:23,459 --> 00:01:25,058
You already grabbed me.

37
00:01:25,060 --> 00:01:27,027
You sure?

38
00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:33,967
Hmm.

39
00:01:33,969 --> 00:01:36,136
This...This is...

40
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-Delinquent vandalism?
-A beautiful statement?

41
00:01:38,474 --> 00:01:40,674
...very interesting.

42
00:01:40,676 --> 00:01:42,242
Go back to the barracks

43
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and find out which banana guard
is responsible for this.

44
00:01:46,181 --> 00:01:47,815
Why don't you just
go and ask them yourself?

45
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The banana guards are really
afraid of getting into trouble.

46
00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:54,755
They love me, but I think
they're secretly scared of me.

47
00:01:54,757 --> 00:01:58,826
Here. You can slip in during
the changing of the guards.

48
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[ Bush rustling ]

49
00:02:02,331 --> 00:02:03,430
Not yet.

50
00:02:03,432 --> 00:02:04,998
[ Watch ticks ]

51
00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,634
Three, two, one.

52
00:02:07,636 --> 00:02:10,504
[ Door clanks ]

53
00:02:10,506 --> 00:02:12,606
[ All grunting ]

54
00:02:16,644 --> 00:02:18,779
10 whipped cream pies.

55
00:02:18,781 --> 00:02:20,380
Oh!

56
00:02:20,382 --> 00:02:22,449
[ Clatter ]

57
00:02:24,652 --> 00:02:26,386
[ Bugle playing ]

58
00:02:26,388 --> 00:02:29,389
That's enough,
banana guard 12.

59
00:02:29,391 --> 00:02:33,160
Okay, everyone,
time for morning calisthenics.

60
00:02:33,162 --> 00:02:36,196
Jump for old colonel.

61
00:02:36,198 --> 00:02:37,698
[ Chuckles ] Yes. Good.

62
00:02:37,700 --> 00:02:40,367
[ Banana guards grunting ]
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

63
00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:42,336
All right,
now, that's enough.

64
00:02:42,338 --> 00:02:44,605
It's time for daily worship.

65
00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:50,210
Gaze upon the divine
and terrible countenance.

66
00:02:50,212 --> 00:02:52,713
[ Banana guards "ooh" ]

67
00:02:52,715 --> 00:02:57,184
Please, almighty princess,
forgive us.

68
00:02:57,186 --> 00:02:59,453
[ All speak indistinctly ]

69
00:03:01,489 --> 00:03:02,890
Sorry, pb.

70
00:03:02,892 --> 00:03:04,625
Yeah, man.
Me, too, prubs.

71
00:03:06,427 --> 00:03:09,396
Come on, bro.
Just 10 more reppies.

72
00:03:09,398 --> 00:03:10,397
[ Sighs ]

73
00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:11,732
How the Hank
are we gonna find out

74
00:03:11,734 --> 00:03:13,333
which one of them
is the graffiti fiend?

75
00:03:13,335 --> 00:03:15,535
[ Grunts ]
That's easy, man.

76
00:03:15,537 --> 00:03:19,673
We'll lure him out of hiding
with an irresistible temptation,

77
00:03:19,675 --> 00:03:20,874
then trap him.

78
00:03:20,876 --> 00:03:23,610
Watch and learn,
rookie.

79
00:03:24,245 --> 00:03:26,747
[ Slurps ]
Good sesh, bro.

80
00:03:26,749 --> 00:03:28,415
Yeah, brothers!

81
00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:30,083
We're all brothers,
you know,

82
00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:32,552
fighting crimes
and making rhymes, right?

83
00:03:32,554 --> 00:03:34,187
[ Laughs ]

84
00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:40,694
But also how about making
a little crime ourselves, right?

85
00:03:40,696 --> 00:03:42,963
I mean,
how do we know about crime

86
00:03:42,965 --> 00:03:45,265
if we never
done one before?

87
00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:47,701
-Am I right?
-That makes sense.

88
00:03:47,703 --> 00:03:51,104
Why don't we meet over by that
big, blank wall later tonight

89
00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:54,775
bring a little paint, and see
where things go from there, eh?

90
00:03:54,777 --> 00:03:56,510
[ Chuckles ]

91
00:04:02,283 --> 00:04:04,151
I don't see anybody, Jake.

92
00:04:04,153 --> 00:04:06,053
They'll be here.
Don't worry none.

93
00:04:06,055 --> 00:04:07,254
My plan is good.

94
00:04:07,256 --> 00:04:08,789
Both: Aah! What the...?

95
00:04:08,791 --> 00:04:10,123
There they are!
[ Crying ]

96
00:04:10,125 --> 00:04:12,125
Those guys wanted to
commit crimes!

97
00:04:12,127 --> 00:04:15,062
No, we --
[ Whap! ]

98
00:04:15,064 --> 00:04:16,630
[ Both grunt ]

99
00:04:16,632 --> 00:04:17,597
[ Sighs ]

100
00:04:17,599 --> 00:04:19,800
We caught
the crime-inals!

101
00:04:19,802 --> 00:04:21,835
Oh, I just got that.

102
00:04:21,837 --> 00:04:23,136
Good job, boys.

103
00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:25,072
Just leave them to me.

104
00:04:25,074 --> 00:04:26,640
What the heck, Finn?

105
00:04:26,642 --> 00:04:29,142
I was just trying to
shake the bushes, you know?

106
00:04:29,144 --> 00:04:31,645
Lure them out of hiding
with an irresistible --

107
00:04:31,647 --> 00:04:33,647
oh, hold up.
I already did this bit.

108
00:04:33,649 --> 00:04:36,483
Well, you got to be more subtle
next time.

109
00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:38,986
What next time?
They know our faces now.

110
00:04:38,988 --> 00:04:42,956
Banana guards, please welcome
these new recruits.

111
00:04:42,958 --> 00:04:44,024
-Hello.
-Hello.

112
00:04:44,026 --> 00:04:46,460
Okay, subtle.

113
00:04:46,462 --> 00:04:48,328
Maybe we should split up
and just look around --

114
00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:49,696
cover more ground
that way.

115
00:04:49,698 --> 00:04:52,599
Now, that's some
detective thinking, Finn.

116
00:04:58,539 --> 00:05:00,273
[ neigh ]

117
00:05:00,275 --> 00:05:01,875
What the...? Horse?

118
00:05:01,877 --> 00:05:03,844
Hey,
man is there a horse in --

119
00:05:03,846 --> 00:05:05,379
hmm?

120
00:05:05,381 --> 00:05:07,647
-Hey, what was that?
-Nothing.

121
00:05:07,649 --> 00:05:09,282
Swore I heard a --

122
00:05:09,284 --> 00:05:10,384
[ neigh ]
Wha?

123
00:05:10,386 --> 00:05:12,052
[ Drawer clanks ]
Files.

124
00:05:12,054 --> 00:05:13,186
What?

125
00:05:13,188 --> 00:05:14,621
All files.

126
00:05:14,623 --> 00:05:15,622
Please go away.

127
00:05:15,624 --> 00:05:18,258
Mm. Okay.

128
00:05:18,826 --> 00:05:20,460
[ Neigh ]

129
00:05:20,462 --> 00:05:22,129
I want back in there now!
Come on!

130
00:05:22,131 --> 00:05:24,965
I love you.

131
00:05:24,967 --> 00:05:27,200
Eugh.

132
00:05:28,202 --> 00:05:30,971
[ Feet screech ]
Hey, did you see a-a --

133
00:05:30,973 --> 00:05:32,506
a something come by here?

134
00:05:32,508 --> 00:05:35,175
No.
Just me and this door here.

135
00:05:35,177 --> 00:05:37,611
Ooh, yeah. Showers.

136
00:05:39,414 --> 00:05:41,982
Sweet, hot shower
to get my head back on straight.

137
00:05:41,984 --> 00:05:44,017
[ Banana guard vocalizing ]

138
00:05:44,019 --> 00:05:46,053
Oh, that heavenly singing.

139
00:05:46,055 --> 00:05:47,721
Hey,
who's singing in there?!

140
00:05:47,723 --> 00:05:49,056
[ Singing stops ]

141
00:05:49,058 --> 00:05:51,391
I like your...Song.

142
00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:52,893
[ Valve squeaks ]

143
00:05:52,895 --> 00:05:54,061
[ Zoom! ]

144
00:05:54,063 --> 00:05:55,595
[ Door clanks ]

145
00:05:55,597 --> 00:05:58,098
-Now, hold on a second.
-I love you.

146
00:05:58,100 --> 00:05:59,933
Get out of here right now,
you.

147
00:05:59,935 --> 00:06:01,368
[ Neigh ]

148
00:06:01,370 --> 00:06:04,571
[ Groans ] Some kind of
conspiracy is afoot,

149
00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:08,875
but how deep
does this rabbit hole gOooo?

150
00:06:08,877 --> 00:06:10,977
[ Indistinct conversations ]

151
00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:14,648
[ Chuckles ]

152
00:06:21,122 --> 00:06:23,090
Hey, man,
that's not bad.

153
00:06:23,092 --> 00:06:24,758
It's not that great.

154
00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:26,126
No, it's good, man.

155
00:06:26,128 --> 00:06:27,427
Maybe, though,
add some shading

156
00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:29,196
around where the head
shadows the neck.

157
00:06:29,198 --> 00:06:31,932
Make sure it's obvious where
the light source is coming from.

158
00:06:31,934 --> 00:06:34,835
It'll help give the drawing
more volume and depth.

159
00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:43,777
Whoa.
You're really good at art, man.

160
00:06:43,779 --> 00:06:45,579
[ Thinking ] Art.

161
00:06:45,581 --> 00:06:48,615
Could this be the guy?

162
00:06:48,617 --> 00:06:50,150
Gotcha.

163
00:06:50,152 --> 00:06:51,618
Well, bye.

164
00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:53,386
Oh, oh, uh, uh,
wait a minute.

165
00:06:53,388 --> 00:06:54,421
Mister...?

166
00:06:54,423 --> 00:06:55,789
Banana guard 16.

167
00:06:55,791 --> 00:06:58,125
You sure know a lot about art
and stuff.

168
00:06:58,127 --> 00:06:59,593
Yeah.

169
00:06:59,595 --> 00:07:02,462
Do you have some art of your own
I could look off of

170
00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:05,899
and get, um, I don't know,
inspiration from?

171
00:07:05,901 --> 00:07:07,834
Inspiration.

172
00:07:07,836 --> 00:07:09,803
Follow me.

173
00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:17,677
[ vent clanks ]

174
00:07:17,679 --> 00:07:19,513
In here.

175
00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:24,651
I found this walled off area
while cleaning one day.

176
00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:29,022
I like to use it as my,
uh, my studio, I guess.

177
00:07:30,358 --> 00:07:32,159
Maybe this
will inspire you.

178
00:07:32,161 --> 00:07:33,593
[ Gasps ]

179
00:07:33,595 --> 00:07:36,196
Oh, my glob.
These are gorgeous.

180
00:07:36,198 --> 00:07:37,831
Hey, thanks.

181
00:07:37,833 --> 00:07:41,334
Is this why you've been painting
outside walls, banana guard 16?

182
00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:43,770
Uh...
I just needed more space

183
00:07:43,772 --> 00:07:45,906
to express
my artistic impulses.

184
00:07:48,109 --> 00:07:50,010
[ Neigh ]

185
00:07:50,012 --> 00:07:52,145
This stuff is great.

186
00:07:52,147 --> 00:07:53,380
You should hang it
in a gallery.

187
00:07:53,382 --> 00:07:55,882
No. Princess Bubblegum
would hate that.

188
00:07:55,884 --> 00:07:58,552
Banana guards are just
supposed to...Guard.

189
00:07:58,554 --> 00:08:01,354
She's take me apart
to find out what went wrong.

190
00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:03,190
Nah. She's nice, dude.

191
00:08:03,192 --> 00:08:05,525
Nice?
Don't you know nothing?

192
00:08:05,527 --> 00:08:07,794
She's an unknowable goddess.
[ Thunder crashes ]

193
00:08:07,796 --> 00:08:09,696
When the first candy people
rose against her,

194
00:08:09,698 --> 00:08:12,032
she transformed them
into hideous monsters.

195
00:08:12,034 --> 00:08:13,967
Her own brother, neddy,

196
00:08:13,969 --> 00:08:16,303
she imprisoned him
beneath the great tree.

197
00:08:16,305 --> 00:08:18,071
And the rattleball boys?

198
00:08:18,073 --> 00:08:19,806
She iced all those guys.

199
00:08:19,808 --> 00:08:22,242
She's amazing,
and she's flipping scary.

200
00:08:22,244 --> 00:08:24,377
But nice.

201
00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:26,179
I never show anybody
this place.

202
00:08:26,181 --> 00:08:27,547
If they found me out,

203
00:08:27,549 --> 00:08:30,984
who knows what dark and terrible
fate would await me.

204
00:08:30,986 --> 00:08:32,085
But I don't know, man.

205
00:08:32,087 --> 00:08:33,220
I trust you.

206
00:08:33,222 --> 00:08:35,021
We're kindred artistic souls.

207
00:08:35,023 --> 00:08:36,056
Totes.

208
00:08:36,058 --> 00:08:38,358
Ha-ha! Busted!

209
00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:39,359
Slam!

210
00:08:39,361 --> 00:08:40,360
Jake!

211
00:08:40,362 --> 00:08:42,062
Got him in his hidey-hole.

212
00:08:42,064 --> 00:08:43,530
Good work, Finn.

213
00:08:43,532 --> 00:08:45,565
You set me up.

214
00:08:46,734 --> 00:08:49,402
[ Thinking ]
Man, banana guarding is rough.

215
00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:51,838
Hmm.
One rando genetic mutation,

216
00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:54,908
and any one of those dudes would
be in the same boat as bg-16.

217
00:08:54,910 --> 00:08:57,210
[ Gasps ] The same boat.

218
00:08:57,212 --> 00:08:59,512
Oops!

219
00:08:59,514 --> 00:09:01,681
Oh, sorry, man.
There you go.

220
00:09:01,683 --> 00:09:03,250
Hey, wait.
That's not the same --

221
00:09:03,252 --> 00:09:04,517
[ bugle plays ]

222
00:09:07,355 --> 00:09:11,358
Banana guard 16,
step forward.

223
00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:12,726
Sorry, pb.

224
00:09:12,728 --> 00:09:14,694
I goofed up.
I think we lost him.

225
00:09:14,696 --> 00:09:16,229
I'm banana guard 16.

226
00:09:16,231 --> 00:09:18,131
Aw, dude. Come on.

227
00:09:18,133 --> 00:09:19,432
Punish me.

228
00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:20,467
I am ready.

229
00:09:20,469 --> 00:09:23,903
No! I am banana guard 16.

230
00:09:23,905 --> 00:09:26,072
I am banana guard 16.

231
00:09:26,074 --> 00:09:30,443
-I'm banana guard 16.
-I'm banana guard 16.

232
00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:32,078
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

233
00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:34,547
I'm banana guard 16.

234
00:09:34,549 --> 00:09:35,982
[ All gasp ]

235
00:09:35,984 --> 00:09:38,985
I'm not gonna punish you,
banana guard 16.

236
00:09:38,987 --> 00:09:40,320
You're not?

237
00:09:40,322 --> 00:09:42,255
Of course not.

238
00:09:42,257 --> 00:09:44,090
Your murals
are so beautiful.

239
00:09:44,092 --> 00:09:46,559
I want you to paint one
in the banquet hall.

240
00:09:46,561 --> 00:09:48,962
The princess spared him.

241
00:09:48,964 --> 00:09:50,130
She's so merciful.

242
00:09:50,132 --> 00:09:51,464
Make way!

243
00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:54,868
Oh, merciful princess.

244
00:09:56,404 --> 00:09:57,671
Uh...

245
00:09:57,673 --> 00:10:01,141
Thank you for sparing
your lowly servant.

246
00:10:01,143 --> 00:10:03,276
[ Banana guards
speaking indistinctly ]

247
00:10:03,278 --> 00:10:05,445
Buh-buh-buh.
No, no, no.

248
00:10:05,447 --> 00:10:07,147
I'm just a person.

249
00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:10,650
I've done things in the past,
things I'm not proud of.

250
00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:14,688
But today,
I'm here to celebrate.

251
00:10:14,690 --> 00:10:16,923
Oh!

252
00:10:16,925 --> 00:10:18,158
Princess...

253
00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:19,993
Mm-hmm?

254
00:10:19,995 --> 00:10:21,361
...I love you.

255
00:10:21,363 --> 00:10:23,163
Wow.

256
00:10:23,165 --> 00:10:25,498
[ Neigh ]

257
00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:28,168
[ Applause ]

258
00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:31,004
My banana guards
are so talented.

259
00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:33,606
I grew these
hi-da-roponically.

260
00:10:33,608 --> 00:10:36,509
And I can actually play
really good.

261
00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:38,511
[ Bugle plays ]

262
00:10:38,513 --> 00:10:41,181
[ Vocalizing ]

263
00:10:41,183 --> 00:10:43,016
Um, princess?

264
00:10:43,018 --> 00:10:43,850
Yes?

265
00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:46,286
I don't have a special talent.

266
00:10:46,288 --> 00:10:47,887
That's okay, too.

267
00:10:47,889 --> 00:10:49,556
Hooray!

268
00:10:51,559 --> 00:10:55,528
Come along with me

269
00:10:55,530 --> 00:11:00,033
and the butterflies and bees