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[ Mouse squeaks ]
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[ Penguins chirp ]
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[ All cheering ]
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[ Screeches ]
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[ Quacks ]
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Adventure Time
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Come on, grab your friends
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We'll go
to very distant lands
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With Jake the dog
and Finn the human
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The fun will never end
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It's Adventure Time
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When we catch that bandit,
I'm gonna be like...
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[ Grunting ]
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Then I'm gonna give him
just a wicked noogie,
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then a lecture
on personal responsibility.
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Then another noogie, like,
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"Get that knowledge
in there."
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Yeah, dude,
but it's getting pretty late.
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We might
got to catch him tomorrow.
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Aww.
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What do you think,
Finn Sword?
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Should we stay out
a little longer?
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Should we do a sword trick?
Is that a better idea?
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No looking.
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I bet you can't do that
behind your back.
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Like this?
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Sword trick!
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What a sword trick.
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Finn Sword,
are you just loving this?
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Oh, oh!
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I bet you can't do that
and freestyle some bars.
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I can do that!
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Hyup!
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Rapping ]
It's the boy
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I-I'm a boy
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Whoa!
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Aah! Finn Sword!
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Finn: Oh, man.
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[ Panting ]
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Dude, we got to call it.
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He's got to be around here
somewhere.
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Finn!
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[ Echoing ] Finn!
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See?
Is that even an echo?
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There's no way to tell.
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Uh, swords don't talk.
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Come on.
We can find you a new sword.
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We do that all the time.
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You don't understand.
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That sword is like me.
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Like a sword me.
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I don't think
I'm totally scooping
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what you're pooping.
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I'll make you a new sword
that looks like you.
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We got a bun-ton
of arts and crafts stuff
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lying around at the house.
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Bandit Princess: [ Sighs ]
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Yeah. Yeah.
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That's that good-good.
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Now kiss.
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Mwah!
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Man: Pay it in the front,
pay it in the back
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Hmm.
Pack that dollar
in the dollar sack
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They call me badfoot money
when I step in the street
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Huh? Someone there?
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I must just be nervous.
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Probably because
I'm carrying around
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these succulent
money bags.
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Got to go get these muchachos
in a bank.
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Aah! Please, I'm so rich!
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[ Screams ]
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Waking up
screaming again.
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Finn: Jake! Jake!
Breakup? Lich?
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Me dying? You dying?
Other breakup?
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Growing up?
Never growing up?
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Or spiders?
It was
a totally new nightmare.
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I was in the woods and --
and I was gonna rob this guy.
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Aw, that sounds like
a nasty guilt dream.
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Here,
this'll cheer you up.
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Do, do, do, do,
do, do, do!
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Take a look at this!
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DOoooo!
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What's this now?
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It's a sword
just like your old one.
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I couldn't get
your mouth right.
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Sorry.
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Thanks, dude.
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Science Cat: Yo, Finn!
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Hey, Science Cat.
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It's time for
the daily brawl, remember?
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[ Sighs ]
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I don't think
I can make it today, guys.
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But we came
all the way here.
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This is why Spearbear
even owns a watch.
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It's fight o'clock, Finn.
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It's fight o'clock.
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Okay, okay,
I'll come down.
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[ Grunts ]
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Aha!
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Yah!
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[ Laughs ]
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Bye, guys.
Thanks for coming.
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Science Cat:
Your heart's not in it, Finn.
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He's right, isn't he?
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Did I take Finn Sword
for granted?
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Maybe I take a lot
of people in my life
for granted, you know?
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Talking
to inanimate object.
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Get a load of this guy.
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[ Humming ]
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[ Yawns ]
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Hey, man,
you're still up?
Yeah.
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I'm afraid of having
another scary guilt dream.
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Okay then.
Let's stay up.
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We can put on
some up-tempo music,
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and I'll set you up with
a brainy modern video game.
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Here you go, buddy.
Have some tea.
Thanks.
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This'll be fun.
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Like the opposite
of a sleepover.
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And I'll stay up
with you all night if --
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[ Snoring ]
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Night, dude.
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Hmm.
"You kick open the chest.
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It's a trap!
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You've awakened
the Demon Queen!
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Fight the Demon Queen!
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The Demon Queen cackles
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and swats your arrows away"?
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Modern games are so intense.
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How do I check my stats?
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[ Grunts ]
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Lady, you can't
come in this bank.
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My whole job is
you can't come in this bank.
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Oh, it is on.
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[ Grunts ]
Don't kill me.
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I've never known
true love.
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[ Screams ]
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Oh, my Glob!
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I wasn't even asleep
that time.
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Jake!
[ Snores ]
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I think Finn Sword
is trapped
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in the village
of Spiky People.
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We got to go rescue him.
What?
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Why come you know that?
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That sword is me.
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He's been sending me
psychic Finnmails
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of sadness and fear
to my Finnbox.
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We got to go save him.
It's really important to me.
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Aah!
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Do you ever
take those off?
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[ Explosion ]
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[ All screaming ]
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Oh, Glob!
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What happened
to my peaceful world?!
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It's Nacho Island Tuesday.
[ Coughs ]
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Nacho bros,
can you hear me?!
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It's Kurt, nacho bros!
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Finn Sword: Stop!
Aah!
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A talking sword?
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I was keeping it on the DL,
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but yeah, I'm Finn Mertens,
a.k.a. Finn Sword,
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a.k.a. sick of
your non-irie antics.
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You can't be using me
to rob banks.
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Hero use only.
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Cameron: Bandit Princess!
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I, Cameron,
mayor of Spiky Village,
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along with the trustees
of Spiky Village Bank
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ask politely
that you put our gold
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back where you got it
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in exchange for
a pre-approved home loan
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with 0% APR
for the first six months,
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and [coughs] APR
for the next 30 years.
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Monthly processing fees
apply.
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What do you say?
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[ Whispers
indistinctly ]
You know what?
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I just spoke to Ruby G,
who owns the bank,
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and he said that
we can cut you a bigger break
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on that loan.
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I mean -- pfft! --
of course, right?
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How about
we cut you a break, huh?
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I'll be cutting
and breaking you, Mr. Mayor.
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[ Laughs ]
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Oh, no!
I'm toast!
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Aah!
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OMG, you've ruined my life,
Bandit Princess.
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Mine, too.
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You've trashed
my hero streak.
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And I'll keep trashing it
over and over and over
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until you can't remember
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ever having done a good deed
in your life.
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Why would you do that?!
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I was born with rabies
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and my parents didn't love me
because they both had mono,
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so now I do stuff
like this.
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[ Laughs ]
Cameron: Call my wife!
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This is terrible.
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Oh, we're gonna do so many
terrible things together.
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It's gonna be hilarious
to watch you cry, Finn Sword.
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Cry as you end lives
and steal from the week.
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Bandit Princess.
What?
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I will find a way
to kill you!
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Hey, take a time out,
dude.
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We got a lot of lives
to ruin.
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[ Laughs ]
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Finn #2,
if you can hear me,
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this gray area wet wipe
is using me against my will.
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Please find me soon.
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Find me and use me
to slay this bleeble.
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That's what I saw
in my vision.
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[ Cries ]
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Finn and Jake,
you've come in my time of need.
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Sharon,
what's going on here?
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A princess of bandits
stole our gold reserves,
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and with a mighty sword,
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she took off
with my husband's head.
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Mayor Cameron?!
Mayor Cameron?!
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[ Wailing ]
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You guys got swords.
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Why didn't you
do anything?
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Well,
this isn't a sword.
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It's a massive hangnail.
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I got one, too.
It hurts.
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Can you hear me,
Mr. Mayor?
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Can you sense where
this bandit princess
took your head?
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All: Whoa!
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Finn: We'll get
your husband's head, Sharon.
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And the gold, please.
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You think he knows
where he's going?
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He made it seem that way.
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Yeah, but maybe
he's like a chicken
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when, um --
when, you know.
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When what?
What happens to chickens?
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Uh, I forget.
Never mind.
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Like our chicken
Lorraine?
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Finn and Jake!
Both: Whoa!
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Thank you for escorting me
back to my head.
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Mr. Mayor, did you see
where Bandit Princess went?
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That way
towards Box Kingdom.
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Let's close the gap, Jake.
Jake: You got it.
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Good luck, you's two.
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Oh, shoot!
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Don't forget
to bring back my gold!
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Dag!
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Sharon's gonna be
real upset.
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Bandit Princess:
[ Grunting ]
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[ Cats yowling ]
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Gross!
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[ Grunts ]
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Ha! ha!
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Box Prince!
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[ Yowls ]
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[ Laughs evilly ]
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[ Grunts ]
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I'm gonna need all these boxes
to store my gold.
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Give up now or join your prince
in the recycle bin.
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Finn: Wait!
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No recycling!
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Hm. You looking for this,
I suppose?
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You okay, buddy?
No, man.
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This creep show
made me prey on the innocent.
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Ooh!
This is freaking serious.
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Jake, no matter what happens,
don't step in.
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Jake: [ Gags ]
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Give me back myself,
dude!
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I'll slay you
with your own body!
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Give this tranch
acute arthritis!
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You gonna get
bopped in the brain!
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Dag! Useless.
Eat it!
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[ Grunts ]
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Finn!
Stay put!
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[ Groans ]
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[ Grunts ]
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Hey, gimme that!
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What the crease?
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You gonna get it now,
dude.
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That's the grass sword!
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[ Grunts ]
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Yah!
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[ Shatters ]
Aah!
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[ Laughs evilly ]
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Finn!
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Hang on, man.
I'll take care of this.
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[ Laughing continues ]
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Keep your busted sword.
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Pfft!
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Jake, why does this thing
happen to Finn?
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BMO,
it's a wooly bully world.
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People be acting crazy
always.
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You mean some people
are just
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pure city sidewalk boom-boom
from a rat donk
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and that's
all there is to it?
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Um,
I don't know for sure.
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Here's the sticker I made
of Finn's sword's face.
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Thanks, BMO.
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Yo, that's
a spot-on drawing.
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Did you notice
I got the mouth just right?
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Uh, yes, I did.
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Come on.
Let's get some air.
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Okay, I like air.
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[ Door closes ]
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Come along with me
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And the butterflies and bees