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Fancy seeing you here, Your Highness.

2
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What? Am I not allowed to visit
my father's stables once in a while?

3
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Nah, I just figured
a pretty little thing like you...

4
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...wouldn't want to get dirty.

5
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Maybe I'm not afraid to get dirty.

6
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Oh, is that right?

7
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Oh.

8
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Baron...

9
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Baron? That's a stupid name.
Change that later.

10
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If you wanted me to stop,

11
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we both know you could stop me,
but you want to get filthy, don't you?

12
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Ooh. Ooh.

13
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I don't know how much vomit is too much.

14
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Look, she can just take a sick day,
all right?

15
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But you better get your ass
to work pronto, Mox.

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Hey, Stollie-Wollie.

17
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I just figured since we got a few minutes

18
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till Mox gets here,
wanna go for a coffee?

19
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Oh, right, yes. I can, um...
I can grab you some.

20
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Oh, no, I meant, like,
we could both go grab some.

21
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Yeah, I'll be right back.

22
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Oh, uh, okay. Thanks.

23
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This one is for Blitz-o, right?

24
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With a silent "O," correct.

25
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Not getting one for yourself?

26
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No, the first few times you spat in
my order were enough for me, thank you.

27
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Well, thank you, big bird.

28
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No need to mention it, or call me that.

29
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What? What? I can't give you a nickname?

30
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I mean, you would cream
those little feathers

31
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every time I called you Stretchy--

32
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I'm quite all right, Blitzo, thank you.

33
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Oh. Okay, Crabby Patty.

34
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Sounds like someone hasn't taken
their happy pills today.

35
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Ugh, what's the point?

36
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Okay. All right.

37
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Hey, by the way,
what's your daughter's name again?

38
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You know it's Octavia!

39
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Happy now?

40
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Not as happy as you're about to be.

41
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Now, it seems like Millie's
taking the day off, which is fine.

42
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I just don't think we should take on
anything too intense.

43
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Last time Mox and I did a mission alone,
we almost swapped bodies.

44
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You aren't short-staffed.
I'm here, you know.

45
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Oh, Loony! Look, I know you love
coming along, but it gets me stressy.

46
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Blitzo, Stolas is already doing my job
and I'm way better at field work anyway.

47
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Mmm...

48
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Uh, well, fine.

49
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Only 'cause I don't want to be alone
with Mox for too long.

50
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I mean, when Mil's not there,
son of a bitch,

51
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he's a needy hurricane of shit.

52
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Case in point.

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I'm gonna lock the door.

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Has Millie called? She could be choking
on her own vomit by now!

55
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It's been, like, a minute, Mox.

56
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I do not have enough coffee
for this hog shit.

57
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Too little caffeine
for too much early now.

58
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I'm sorry for being late, sir.
I'm just really worried.

59
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Millie, w-what's wrong with her?

60
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She's been throwing up all morning.

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I think she caught something.

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We're usually so in sync.

63
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If I get sick, she gets sick!

64
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Why am I not sick?! What if it's fatal?

65
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Oh, you can't be healthy every day, idiot.

66
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And she grew up on a wrath farm,
she'll be fine.

67
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Anyway, it looks like Loony's gonna be
joining us today. Isn't that fun?

68
00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:11,458
Yeah, yeah, sounds good.

69
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All right, so who are we
killing today, Stolas?

70
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Ah, it looks like today you're scheduled
to assassinate a human celebrity.

71
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Oh-ho, a celebrity!

72
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Well, well, well, moving upscale
in our targets already.

73
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What kind of celebrity we talkin'?

74
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Oh, please don't be someone
from Broadway.

75
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I don't think my heart
can take it right now.

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His name is Jordie Jordan, JJ,
or JJ Jordie Jordan.

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You having a stroke?

78
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No, it's just... those are all
his listed names.

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- He is an "influencer."
- Uh?

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A self-absorbed rich kid
who's idolized by poor kids.

81
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<i>Yo, what's up, squad fam?</i>

82
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<i>Jordie Jordan up front,</i>

83
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<i>and I would like to take accountability</i>

84
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<i>and apologize for my recent hit pranks.</i>

85
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<i>Like evicting my man Homie Joey.</i>

86
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<i>Was out of line.</i>

87
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Yo! What the fuck?! I paid my rent, brah!

88
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Yo, you got prank'd!

89
00:05:07,416 --> 00:05:09,375
Slam dunk on your ass with a prank!

90
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Sad. Sad.

91
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I also apologize for the insensitivity
of my classic prank:

92
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"Dude, Where's My Mom's Body?"

93
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That's not my mother!

94
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Yo! Yo, you guys got me good with this!

95
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Whose fucking mom is this?

96
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Whose fucking dead mom is this?
This is crazy, yo!

97
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<i>Adult orphan prank!</i>

98
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<i>Orphan!</i>

99
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And of course, I can only
beg your forgiveness,

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prayer hands, prayer hands,
for the illegal but epic:

101
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"Dangerous Bears In My House?"

102
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Oh, my God, bears!

103
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Hold on, hold on.
Let me get the thumbnail face.

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- <i>Prank'd!</i>
- <i>♪ I'm sorry ♪</i>

105
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<i>♪ Oh, I'm sorry ♪</i>

106
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<i>♪ This is accountability ♪</i>

107
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<i>♪ Because I'm sorry,
I'm so sorry, I'm so ♪</i>

108
00:06:02,833 --> 00:06:04,666
<i>♪ sorry that I'm rich,
sorry that I'm cool ♪</i>

109
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<i>♪ Sorry that my mansion has 11 pools ♪</i>

110
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<i>♪ Check your girl's phone,
bet she followin' the prank squad ♪</i>

111
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<i>♪ When she comin' over,
she be callin' me the prank god ♪</i>

112
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<i>♪ That's what clout do ♪</i>

113
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<i>♪ What that mouth do? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Sign a legal waiver that says
that I can mount you ♪</i>

115
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<i>♪ Yeah, I got lawyers 'cause I get sued ♪</i>

116
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<i>♪ Now I'm banned from Ohio
for the pranks I do ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And I can't go back until
I tell you that I'm sorry ♪</i>

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This is sincere.

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- <i>♪ Oh, bitch, I'm sorry ♪</i>
- Yeah, bitch.

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<i>♪ Court-ordered apology ♪</i>

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From the heart.

122
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- <i>♪ Because I'm sorry, I'm so ♪</i>
- Homie Joey in the hiz-ouse!

123
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<i>♪ sorry that you're poor ♪</i>

124
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<i>♪ sorry that you're mad ♪</i>

125
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<i>♪ sorry that you're jealous
of my bachelor pad ♪</i>

126
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<i>♪ I didn't get a trust fund
from a rich dad ♪</i>

127
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<i>♪ so I had to make my friends
eat Tide Pods till one of them died ♪</i>

128
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Right, yeah, whatever.

129
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Allegedly!

130
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<i>♪ That's a rumor from my haters ♪</i>

131
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<i>♪ but it made me a famous
Internet creator ♪</i>

132
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<i>♪ And the thing about the Rock and Roll
Hall of Fame isn't true, I didn't do it ♪</i>

133
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<i>♪ I would never jerk off
with the Bon Jovi exhibit ♪</i>

134
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That's wack!
Like, why would they even say that?

135
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And then they get
the "security guard" to testify.

136
00:07:03,791 --> 00:07:05,958
He saw me rub my dick on the guitars?

137
00:07:06,041 --> 00:07:07,541
That's not jerking off!

138
00:07:07,625 --> 00:07:11,166
If my dick was out,
it was fully soft, as a joke!

139
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Bro.

140
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- <i>♪ I'm sorry ♪</i>
- Stop lying!

141
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<i>♪ Oh, I'm sorry ♪</i>

142
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Ohio hates jokes!

143
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<i>♪ I didn't jerk off on Bon Jovi ♪</i>

144
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<i>♪ But I'm still sorry, I'm still sorry ♪</i>

145
00:07:21,958 --> 00:07:23,416
Man, fuck Ohio!

146
00:07:23,500 --> 00:07:26,541
I'm sorry I'm not sorry!
How 'bout that, Cleveland?!

147
00:07:26,625 --> 00:07:29,666
Rager at my house tonight.
Everyone's welcome.

148
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Unless you're from you know where.

149
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My dick was soft!

150
00:07:34,125 --> 00:07:37,541
What's up? Homie Joey here!
I went out the window!

151
00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:40,083
So yeah, with that said,
everyone better come party with JJ

152
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'cause here at Jordie Jordan's,
we do not live in the past!

153
00:07:43,625 --> 00:07:45,458
Yeah, you know, like, me and JJ...

154
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I call him JJ 'cause we're,
like, we're homies.

155
00:07:48,083 --> 00:07:51,000
But, uh, yeah, you know,
I'm kind of like his right-hand man.

156
00:07:51,083 --> 00:07:55,500
I'm always giving him ideas. Uh,
usually we don't go with my ideas but...

157
00:07:55,583 --> 00:07:57,541
I'm still, like, basically, like...
You know, like, the Beatles?

158
00:07:57,625 --> 00:08:00,458
I'm like... I'm kind of like the Lennon.

159
00:08:01,916 --> 00:08:03,791
Then there's the Beatle guy...

160
00:08:03,875 --> 00:08:05,291
{\an8}Um, what's his name? Yeah.

161
00:08:05,375 --> 00:08:07,291
All righty, so this house is packed,

162
00:08:07,375 --> 00:08:09,625
and this is the most high-profile target
we've ever had,

163
00:08:09,708 --> 00:08:12,375
so we better come up
with a fucking good plan.

164
00:08:12,458 --> 00:08:15,291
- Mox, head in the game.
- "Send." Oh, sorry, sir.

165
00:08:15,375 --> 00:08:17,416
I was making sure Millie
takes her tummy meds.

166
00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:19,541
I forgot to put them on the table
and she doesn't usually--

167
00:08:19,625 --> 00:08:22,708
Focus, dipshit! This is no time
to be on your fucking phone!

168
00:08:27,458 --> 00:08:30,375
What do I respond to a "Hah" with?

169
00:08:30,458 --> 00:08:32,500
I mean, probably, like, an eggplant
or something, right? I'm gonna do that.

170
00:08:32,583 --> 00:08:33,958
Oh, my fuck, Blitzo.

171
00:08:34,041 --> 00:08:35,666
Right, right, sorry.
What was I thinking?

172
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An eggplant and a wink.

173
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And a horse.

174
00:08:39,083 --> 00:08:40,083
- Blitzo!
- Okay,

175
00:08:40,166 --> 00:08:42,291
since there's so many people out front,
maybe--

176
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One moment.

177
00:08:44,375 --> 00:08:46,458
Okay, he just sent me back a turtle emoji.

178
00:08:46,541 --> 00:08:48,333
A turtle--
What the fuck does that mean?

179
00:08:50,791 --> 00:08:53,750
Are you both fucking kidding me?

180
00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:55,458
But yeah, I'm still looking
for my dead mom.

181
00:08:55,541 --> 00:08:57,500
Don't know where my dead mom is.

182
00:08:58,166 --> 00:09:01,916
Ugh, come on, Blitzo, please.

183
00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,458
Take a hint.

184
00:09:04,541 --> 00:09:07,250
Oh, Mildred.
Are you not taking your sick day?

185
00:09:07,333 --> 00:09:10,958
No. Moxxie won't stop texting me.
I figured they need my he--

186
00:09:12,291 --> 00:09:14,541
Oh, my! Oh, my!

187
00:09:18,958 --> 00:09:22,125
Oh, no! No, no, not Franklin!

188
00:09:22,208 --> 00:09:24,041
I just got him.

189
00:09:24,125 --> 00:09:25,291
I'm sorry.

190
00:09:25,375 --> 00:09:28,333
It's quite all right, dear.
Here, please sit down.

191
00:09:28,416 --> 00:09:29,875
Thanks.

192
00:09:33,708 --> 00:09:34,916
Moxxie.

193
00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,041
Husband trouble?

194
00:09:36,125 --> 00:09:37,958
He's just so worrisome.

195
00:09:38,041 --> 00:09:40,416
Like I can't get sick
without him once in a while.

196
00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:44,625
Well, he's concerned.
At least it's better than...

197
00:09:44,708 --> 00:09:46,875
sexy turtles.

198
00:09:49,208 --> 00:09:52,125
Guys? Guys!

199
00:09:52,208 --> 00:09:56,666
Cool. Guess this one's on me.
I'll handle this. On my own.

200
00:10:03,833 --> 00:10:05,750
You know, these pranks
are really, really funny, bro.

201
00:10:05,833 --> 00:10:07,250
They're really funny.

202
00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:29,000
So I told my old manager,
JJ don't pay for no hotel room.

203
00:10:29,083 --> 00:10:33,041
Right? You get me that suite
or I drag them on social.

204
00:10:33,125 --> 00:10:37,625
He tells me he can't do that,
so I tell my followers that he fucks cats.

205
00:10:37,708 --> 00:10:39,916
He killed himself.

206
00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,291
Hilarious, right?

207
00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:43,833
Classic JJ! Let's go!

208
00:10:43,916 --> 00:10:46,666
That's so funny!

209
00:10:46,750 --> 00:10:48,416
Whoa, uh, who dis?

210
00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:50,958
Oh, heh, my name's, uh, Britney.

211
00:10:51,041 --> 00:10:52,250
Yeah, Britney.

212
00:10:52,333 --> 00:10:53,833
Nah, nah, you don't look like a Britney.

213
00:10:53,916 --> 00:10:56,416
You look more like a... fucking Debbie.

214
00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:59,916
- As in a Debbie Downer.
- Whoa!

215
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,791
What?

216
00:11:02,875 --> 00:11:05,875
You're so funny.

217
00:11:05,958 --> 00:11:09,583
Anyway, want to go
somewhere private? We can--

218
00:11:09,666 --> 00:11:11,583
Smash the pause button there, Debbie.

219
00:11:11,666 --> 00:11:13,416
See, I know you want me.

220
00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:15,166
What tasty honey doesn't, am I right?

221
00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:17,500
But, like, you just,
you just ain't workin' for me.

222
00:11:17,583 --> 00:11:20,041
See, you're maxin' at, like, a five?
I need, uh...

223
00:11:20,125 --> 00:11:22,416
like a 27 on the puss scale, 'kay?

224
00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:25,750
Wait, what? You don't think I'm hot?

225
00:11:25,833 --> 00:11:28,916
You're, like, "lowkey bangable but not,
like, in front of my subs" kind of way.

226
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:32,083
Nah, see, I need some premium puss.

227
00:11:32,166 --> 00:11:36,416
Ugh, you got mid puss! You got mid puss!

228
00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:38,583
But everyone thinks I'm hot!

229
00:11:38,666 --> 00:11:40,750
Hey, Jordie, I'm Becky Beckerson.

230
00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:44,916
Just got ten million views on my latest
apology video. Can we get a selfie?

231
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,541
Oh, hell yeah!

232
00:11:46,625 --> 00:11:50,208
What the fuck just happened?

233
00:11:50,291 --> 00:11:53,333
I don't understand.

234
00:11:53,416 --> 00:11:58,166
Why is Blitzo so suddenly invested in
talking to me? I'm barely responding.

235
00:11:58,250 --> 00:11:59,708
Just stop replying.

236
00:11:59,791 --> 00:12:02,458
I don't want to do that to him.
It'll drive him mad.

237
00:12:02,541 --> 00:12:04,875
He needs to learn to deal
with things without you.

238
00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:07,041
Why isn't she responding?!

239
00:12:07,125 --> 00:12:08,916
Da-da-da-da. I'm still trying
to work out this turtle thing.

240
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,791
You think he's trying to tell me
that he's shy?

241
00:12:10,875 --> 00:12:12,125
He probably-- Yeah, that's--

242
00:12:12,208 --> 00:12:15,333
"Are you being a shy

243
00:12:15,416 --> 00:12:18,083
little sexy turtle?

244
00:12:18,166 --> 00:12:21,458
Does Daddy

245
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:25,666
need to pull you out of your shell?"

246
00:12:26,666 --> 00:12:28,250
How do you spell "shell"?

247
00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:30,541
What's with the face?

248
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,625
Fucking hell, Blitzo.

249
00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:34,875
Is this how he actually flirts?

250
00:12:34,958 --> 00:12:38,750
No. This is how he flirts when he has
no fucking idea what he's doing.

251
00:12:38,833 --> 00:12:41,000
Which probably means...

252
00:12:41,083 --> 00:12:43,375
He's serious.

253
00:12:45,125 --> 00:12:47,083
Not into it, huh?

254
00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:50,000
It's complicated.

255
00:12:50,083 --> 00:12:51,791
Tell me.

256
00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:56,416
I wish I could accept his desire.

257
00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,875
He's offering me the one thing
I wanted for so long,

258
00:12:58,958 --> 00:13:01,125
the one thing I wanted above all else.

259
00:13:01,208 --> 00:13:02,750
And I just can't...

260
00:13:02,833 --> 00:13:05,708
I gave up my daughter for him.
I gave up everything.

261
00:13:05,791 --> 00:13:08,208
I was so selfish
and I hurt so many with it.

262
00:13:08,291 --> 00:13:11,333
If I let myself be with him,
all I will feel is the guilt

263
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:15,375
and the shame
and the utter selfishness of what I did.

264
00:13:15,458 --> 00:13:17,916
He doesn't deserve that.

265
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,875
He deserves someone
who he can be happy with.

266
00:13:20,958 --> 00:13:23,250
Not this foolish...

267
00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:25,708
I can't be that...

268
00:13:25,791 --> 00:13:27,916
that silly lovesick bird he knew.

269
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:31,500
I'm not him anymore
and I don't deserve to be.

270
00:13:31,583 --> 00:13:35,250
Um... well, that's...

271
00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:36,791
that's a lot.

272
00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:39,916
Your Highness...

273
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,375
Please, call me Stolas, Mildred.

274
00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:44,041
Stolas.

275
00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:49,416
What you did, savin' us, it was brave.

276
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:52,125
I know it cost ya big.

277
00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:55,583
But I can never tell you
how much that means to me.

278
00:13:55,666 --> 00:13:57,625
To us.

279
00:13:57,708 --> 00:13:59,916
So don't say you don't deserve nothin'.

280
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:04,625
You're one of us now.
So you can call me Millie, okay?

281
00:14:04,708 --> 00:14:07,083
Thank you.

282
00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:08,666
Millie.

283
00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:11,416
She's leaving me on read!
I don't know what's happening!

284
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:12,791
She never does this!

285
00:14:12,875 --> 00:14:14,416
I'm gonna call her.

286
00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:16,375
No, no, don't do that, Mox.
That's fucking pathetic.

287
00:14:16,458 --> 00:14:17,666
Just give her a minute, okay?

288
00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:20,416
You do know that you two
are different people, right?

289
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,916
Oh! Oh! And you're gonna judge me,
Mr. Sex Pest?!

290
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,416
The fuck did you just call me?

291
00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:26,791
Sex! Pest!

292
00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:29,875
Listen here, you little fucking--

293
00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:34,833
Ugh, I don't have time for this.

294
00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:45,083
Oh, yeah. Bingo.

295
00:14:45,166 --> 00:14:49,166
Yeah, you know, I, um,
I'm out here making pranks.

296
00:14:49,250 --> 00:14:51,458
Ah!

297
00:14:51,541 --> 00:14:53,416
Hands up, bitch. Time to die!

298
00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:55,875
Oh, my God!

299
00:14:55,958 --> 00:14:57,750
Bro, is this a prank?
'Cause if it is,

300
00:14:57,833 --> 00:14:59,583
it's pretty fucking good.

301
00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:02,833
Not "toss you out a building" good,
but that gun looks really real.

302
00:15:02,916 --> 00:15:03,916
Bro!

303
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,416
Fuck! I think it is real!

304
00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:08,666
Goddamn!

305
00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:12,166
Mmm, I'm cravin' a little something weird.

306
00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:14,458
I guess feelings make me hungry.

307
00:15:14,541 --> 00:15:16,666
Wanna grab some lunch or...?

308
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:19,833
He's still going.

309
00:15:19,916 --> 00:15:20,916
Still going.

310
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,000
What's he saying?

311
00:15:22,083 --> 00:15:24,708
He says, "Can we maybe squawk?

312
00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:28,958
I mean talk, though squawk works too.
Am I right? Wink emoji.

313
00:15:29,041 --> 00:15:30,416
Fuck, ignore that.

314
00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:35,416
That's 'rolly fucksing' corny.
I'm sorry, I can't delete it.

315
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:38,375
You know I'm funnier than that-- ha ha.
Sorry, is that too cocky?

316
00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:41,541
I know you like that
I'm cocky though, right?

317
00:15:41,625 --> 00:15:43,958
Wink emoji. Or just my cock-y?

318
00:15:44,041 --> 00:15:46,583
LOL-- Wait, no, that's really not cool.

319
00:15:46,666 --> 00:15:47,666
I'm sorry.

320
00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:50,500
'Sorly.' Just a joke, I promise."

321
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,250
That's how it was written.

322
00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:54,500
Christ on a stick, Blitzo.

323
00:15:55,583 --> 00:15:58,000
How does one even respond to this?

324
00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:59,666
It was just a joke, it was just a joke,

325
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,166
it was just a joke,
it was just a joke, it was--

326
00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:03,333
Ah! It was just a joke! I swear, fuck.

327
00:16:03,416 --> 00:16:04,791
Why is it so hard to talk to you?

328
00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:07,500
I never had this trouble before. How come
I don't know how to talk to you anymore?

329
00:16:07,583 --> 00:16:09,791
Why won't she message me?
She never ignores me.

330
00:16:09,875 --> 00:16:12,000
Is she mad at me?
What's going on?!

331
00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:18,666
I just don't know how to handle this.
Everything is so overwhelming.

332
00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:20,750
Yeah.

333
00:16:22,291 --> 00:16:23,416
It is.

334
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:27,250
Oh, shit. You're pregnant.

335
00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:31,500
Oh, my dear! That's incredible!

336
00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:34,333
Oh, goodness, what a joyful thing!

337
00:16:34,416 --> 00:16:36,416
That's overwhelming, I'm sure.

338
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:40,625
Yeah, well... I haven't told anyone yet.

339
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:42,500
Not even Moxxie.

340
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,500
I just don't know how I...

341
00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:48,916
I gotta figure some stuff out.

342
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,666
Please don't tell anyone.

343
00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:52,000
I see.

344
00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:55,958
For what it's worth... no matter what,

345
00:16:56,041 --> 00:16:57,416
it'll be okay.

346
00:16:57,500 --> 00:17:00,000
You can tell him when you're ready.

347
00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:18,500
Fuck...!

348
00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:20,916
Any last words, dickbag?

349
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:25,583
Bruh, you're seriously gonna kill me
like this? Nobody's watching!

350
00:17:25,666 --> 00:17:29,666
You know what? You're right.
There is someone that should see this.

351
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:33,833
<i>Hey, this is Blitz "the O is silent."</i>

352
00:17:33,916 --> 00:17:35,208
<i>Sorry I couldn't answer your call</i>

353
00:17:35,291 --> 00:17:37,291
<i>but I doubt it was that important.</i>

354
00:17:37,375 --> 00:17:40,875
<i>If it was, I really would have answered.
Anyways, leave a message,</i>

355
00:17:40,958 --> 00:17:42,500
<i>bitch!</i>

356
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,875
What the fuck?

357
00:17:44,958 --> 00:17:46,458
I'm out here putting in the work!

358
00:17:46,541 --> 00:17:48,083
Actually fucking trying for him!

359
00:17:48,166 --> 00:17:51,500
And the one time I'd actually appreciate
his fucking attention, where is he?

360
00:17:51,583 --> 00:17:52,916
Would it fucking--

361
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,166
What? What?

362
00:17:54,250 --> 00:17:57,000
Nah, man, you're just like me, fam.
For real.

363
00:17:57,083 --> 00:17:59,416
- How's that?
- Nobody cared who I was

364
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:02,416
before I started
throwing people out windows.

365
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:08,500
I may seem like this big successful
Gigachad superstar on the outside,

366
00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:12,166
but on the inside, I'm just a scared
little Gigachad who wants to be seen.

367
00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:15,833
And maybe if I get enough views,
make enough apologies

368
00:18:15,916 --> 00:18:17,666
and get people to smash that like button,

369
00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:20,416
I might get what I've been
searching for all along.

370
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,166
- Respect.
- Nah, bitch,

371
00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:23,708
I want a Lambo! Or a Tessy,

372
00:18:23,791 --> 00:18:26,416
and a private island where I can stash
all the cash from my crypto scams

373
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,416
and keep selling that ugly cartoon shit
to minors!

374
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:31,583
Every time a vid goes viral
I think maybe I'll get that bump,

375
00:18:31,666 --> 00:18:34,125
but nah, brah, never fucking happens.

376
00:18:34,208 --> 00:18:35,416
I'm gonna shoot you now.

377
00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:38,166
Wait, wait!
What about being seen and shit?

378
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:41,000
- Oh, I have an idea.
- Wait, what are you... what are you...

379
00:18:41,083 --> 00:18:42,833
Wait. Are you throwing me out the window?

380
00:18:42,916 --> 00:18:45,083
I'm not the window guy! God! No...!

381
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:49,458
Millie?

382
00:18:49,541 --> 00:18:51,541
What's going on?

383
00:18:51,625 --> 00:18:53,083
I thought you were sick.

384
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:56,875
Yeah, well... I was worried about you.

385
00:18:56,958 --> 00:18:58,625
You were texting nonstop.

386
00:18:58,708 --> 00:19:00,625
Yeah, I'm sorry, I just...

387
00:19:00,708 --> 00:19:02,708
Why weren't you answering me?

388
00:19:02,791 --> 00:19:05,708
I just...

389
00:19:05,791 --> 00:19:08,458
need some space, Mox.

390
00:19:08,541 --> 00:19:11,791
I'm okay. We're okay.

391
00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:13,708
I just have a lot on my mind right now.

392
00:19:14,791 --> 00:19:17,875
Can I have some time, please?

393
00:19:17,958 --> 00:19:20,083
Oh. Okay.

394
00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:21,791
Thank you.

395
00:19:22,875 --> 00:19:24,000
I love you.

396
00:19:24,083 --> 00:19:27,041
Love you, too.

397
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:29,458
So, Stolas...

398
00:19:29,541 --> 00:19:34,708
Um, did you get a chance to read
any of those texts I sent you?

399
00:19:34,791 --> 00:19:36,666
Son of a bitch, Stolas.

400
00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:42,666
That bird puss used to drip at the sound
of my van pulling up.

401
00:19:42,750 --> 00:19:45,000
Where's that horned-up owl
that used to be all over me

402
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:46,375
with that flirty dirty talk?

403
00:19:46,458 --> 00:19:48,416
Was it that much?

404
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:52,208
Oh, yeah!
It was kinda cringe but mostly hot.

405
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:55,625
I don't think I ever said sorry
for behaving like that.

406
00:19:55,708 --> 00:19:56,916
Talking to you like that.

407
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:02,125
It's okay. I mean, you don't see me
complaining, right?

408
00:20:03,208 --> 00:20:05,833
I think I'd like to head home
for the night, please.

409
00:20:13,583 --> 00:20:16,833
Look, I-I know things got intense.

410
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:19,791
But, you know, we can finally do this.
Like, us!

411
00:20:19,875 --> 00:20:21,166
We can make this work.

412
00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:22,625
Blitzo.

413
00:20:22,708 --> 00:20:25,250
I just... I can't.

414
00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:27,291
Is it because now I'm trying too hard?

415
00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:30,000
Is it because n-now you know me?

416
00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:34,291
- I just... I hoped maybe I could--
- No, no, it's not, Blitzo.

417
00:20:34,375 --> 00:20:36,166
No, no, come on. We can just--

418
00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:38,208
Do you really need--

419
00:20:38,291 --> 00:20:40,000
How do you even feel about me now?

420
00:20:40,083 --> 00:20:43,625
I don't even know how I feel about myself.

421
00:20:43,708 --> 00:20:46,000
About anything.

422
00:20:47,291 --> 00:20:51,250
Blitzo, I don't want to keep
talking about this.

423
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,000
I'm sorry.

424
00:20:53,083 --> 00:20:58,541
In my heart I want nothing more than
to start over but I can't like this.

425
00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:00,666
Just doesn't feel right.

426
00:21:03,791 --> 00:21:05,000
Okay.

427
00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:09,875
Can we at least
watch a movie or something?

428
00:21:09,958 --> 00:21:11,250
We can order out?

429
00:21:11,333 --> 00:21:13,291
Sure.

430
00:21:13,375 --> 00:21:16,375
Unless it's that horse film again.
It's a little cheesy.

431
00:21:16,458 --> 00:21:19,041
Okay, that's my favorite movie
you're talking about.

432
00:21:19,125 --> 00:21:20,416
Those are fighting words, buddy.

433
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:22,916
My apologies.

434
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,500
Well, you get one.

435
00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:32,416
You know,

436
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,875
I didn't get to say it but...

437
00:21:34,958 --> 00:21:37,666
nice job today, Loona.

438
00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:38,916
You really handled things.

439
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,583
Yeah, well...

440
00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:42,916
Someone has to get shit done, so...