1 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Doodley-doodle. [vocalizing] 2 00:00:13,083 --> 00:00:15,208 Doodling-doodle. 3 00:00:15,291 --> 00:00:17,208 And that's a horse with my... 4 00:00:21,750 --> 00:00:23,541 Nice. 5 00:00:23,625 --> 00:00:27,083 Stolas, you want to top me off here? 6 00:00:30,125 --> 00:00:31,000 Stolas? 7 00:00:43,500 --> 00:00:45,916 - Oh, what you reading? - Book. 8 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,250 Oh, book, nice. What kind of book? 9 00:00:48,333 --> 00:00:49,916 A botanical codex, if you must know. 10 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,041 Okay, you know I don't know 11 00:00:52,125 --> 00:00:53,000 - what that means. - Plants. 12 00:00:53,083 --> 00:00:55,500 Oh, yeah, you're still into those, huh? 13 00:00:55,583 --> 00:00:58,166 Like the little fucked-up garden you had at your old place? 14 00:00:58,250 --> 00:01:01,375 Yes, well, at this hour, I used to tend 15 00:01:01,458 --> 00:01:03,375 to that exotic garden. 16 00:01:03,458 --> 00:01:05,833 The plants always seemed to bloom brightest 17 00:01:05,916 --> 00:01:08,333 when I would sing and trim their leaves. 18 00:01:09,791 --> 00:01:12,500 Unfortunately, they have also fallen victim to my actions. 19 00:01:12,583 --> 00:01:15,041 I can't bear to think of what they look like now. 20 00:01:17,625 --> 00:01:22,291 Many of my Earth-based plant leaves made for the most lovely teas. 21 00:01:22,375 --> 00:01:24,916 I was merely reminiscing about my little darlings. 22 00:01:25,916 --> 00:01:26,833 Thus, the book. 23 00:01:30,041 --> 00:01:32,791 Other than a reminder that a client is arriving soon, 24 00:01:32,875 --> 00:01:34,416 was there something else you needed, Blitzo? 25 00:01:34,500 --> 00:01:38,125 Oh, I was just, uh, I want more coffee. 26 00:01:38,208 --> 00:01:41,250 ♪ Coffee ♪ 27 00:01:41,333 --> 00:01:44,791 ♪ Fresh from Twitchies ♪ 28 00:01:44,875 --> 00:01:47,208 Got something iced for you, 29 00:01:47,291 --> 00:01:49,791 warm, spit-free for Stolas, 30 00:01:49,875 --> 00:01:54,458 and decaffeinated tea for my hon and my bun just to be safe. 31 00:01:54,541 --> 00:01:59,208 On the house, of course, from the future father of the year. 32 00:01:59,291 --> 00:02:01,125 Oh, here. 33 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:04,833 I still can't believe I'm gonna be an uncle. 34 00:02:04,916 --> 00:02:07,166 When's that little fucker dropping, anyway? 35 00:02:08,291 --> 00:02:10,375 Get it? 'Cause she pegs you. 36 00:02:10,458 --> 00:02:12,500 Sir, not in front of the baby. 37 00:02:12,583 --> 00:02:14,625 What baby? That thing's still mush. 38 00:02:15,916 --> 00:02:18,416 Ow. 39 00:02:20,833 --> 00:02:23,375 Millie, may I have a moment? 40 00:02:23,458 --> 00:02:25,500 Now, it's not much, but 41 00:02:25,583 --> 00:02:28,666 I did get you a little gift for such a momentous occasion. 42 00:02:28,750 --> 00:02:33,000 Stolas, what? You didn't have to get me nothing. 43 00:02:33,083 --> 00:02:35,041 Oh, my stars. 44 00:02:35,125 --> 00:02:37,791 It's a... a book. 45 00:02:37,875 --> 00:02:40,541 I know it's nothing fancy, but when Octavia was on the way, 46 00:02:40,625 --> 00:02:43,625 I wanted to be as prepared as I could. I hope this helps, 47 00:02:43,708 --> 00:02:47,875 - even a little. - Aw, Stolas, that's really sweet of you. 48 00:02:47,958 --> 00:02:53,125 You shouldn't have. Like, really shouldn't have. 49 00:03:06,416 --> 00:03:08,125 Looking for I.M.P. 50 00:03:08,208 --> 00:03:10,291 Some fucking dog cunt needs to get stabbed. 51 00:03:10,375 --> 00:03:12,208 No offense, chicky-babe. 52 00:03:13,833 --> 00:03:16,541 Oh, yes. Uh, welcome to I.M.P. 53 00:03:16,625 --> 00:03:19,291 Uh, please come in and explain this dog person further. 54 00:03:19,375 --> 00:03:23,166 Not a literal dog, you fucking dickhead. A dog cunt. 55 00:03:23,250 --> 00:03:27,708 Oh, yes, silly me. A dog cunt. 56 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:29,958 Let's take this to the conference room. 57 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:38,416 Oh, dinger. Clumsy little, red me. 58 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:40,291 Stolas, you want to take notes for me? 59 00:03:40,375 --> 00:03:41,833 I'll be right there. 60 00:03:52,875 --> 00:03:54,958 Okay, one of these has got to be where we're going. 61 00:03:55,041 --> 00:03:59,333 So, you're booking in one immediate murder of a "Darcy the mutt dog," 62 00:03:59,416 --> 00:04:01,500 who is not a dog, but in fact, a man 63 00:04:01,583 --> 00:04:04,708 who lives in "fuck knows where," just off Mount Willoughby, 64 00:04:04,791 --> 00:04:08,291 because he "wolf creeked" you for "borrowing" his firewood. 65 00:04:08,375 --> 00:04:09,291 Nah, yeah. 66 00:04:09,375 --> 00:04:11,916 So is that a yes or am I wrong? 67 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:16,375 That sounds great, but, man, this job could take us weeks. 68 00:04:16,458 --> 00:04:18,666 Loony, hang back with Stolas for this one. 69 00:04:18,750 --> 00:04:21,416 Don't get too worried or ask any questions. Okay, thanks. 70 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:23,833 What? Why? I thought I was on the team. 71 00:04:23,916 --> 00:04:24,958 Uh-uh. No questions. 72 00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:29,041 Are you sure you will be all right? 73 00:04:29,125 --> 00:04:30,500 Oh, we'll be fine. 74 00:04:30,583 --> 00:04:32,458 You just take some time to relax. 75 00:04:32,541 --> 00:04:34,666 This job's gonna cover us for a hot minute, 76 00:04:34,750 --> 00:04:36,625 so why don't you treat yourself, you know? 77 00:04:36,708 --> 00:04:39,250 Get your feathers did, your nails did. 78 00:04:39,333 --> 00:04:44,083 I want to come back to a big happy smile on that purty, beaked-up face. 79 00:04:44,166 --> 00:04:45,041 No promises. 80 00:04:45,125 --> 00:04:47,250 All right, Loony, you're on Stolas duty. 81 00:04:47,333 --> 00:04:51,666 Make sure he takes it easy. Okay, bye. 82 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:54,708 So, let's get onto the discussion of payment. 83 00:04:54,791 --> 00:04:55,875 What? 84 00:05:07,333 --> 00:05:10,166 No. Dumb. Boring. Gay (derogatory). Yes. 85 00:05:10,250 --> 00:05:13,791 Sir, what about this simple assassination is going to last a week? 86 00:05:13,875 --> 00:05:16,791 You never know, Mox. Darcy the mutt dog, 87 00:05:16,875 --> 00:05:20,083 th-th-that is a sneaky name of a sneaky man, 88 00:05:20,166 --> 00:05:22,875 and he could be anywhere... sneaking. 89 00:05:22,958 --> 00:05:25,625 - And this place is pretty fucking huge. - Uh, sir, is that him? 90 00:05:25,708 --> 00:05:27,625 I'm gonna get you. 91 00:05:27,708 --> 00:05:28,625 Oh. 92 00:05:30,333 --> 00:05:32,250 Th-That's him. 93 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:33,375 Die, you little koala. 94 00:05:37,791 --> 00:05:40,750 So... does this mean we're done? 95 00:05:40,833 --> 00:05:44,041 I really wanted to hunt this bastard. 96 00:05:44,125 --> 00:05:45,708 Why'd he make it so easy? 97 00:05:45,791 --> 00:05:48,666 Okay, well, now hold on, guys, the mission ain't over yet. 98 00:05:48,750 --> 00:05:51,916 We still got to get the thingy, remember? The Orb. 99 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,000 - The what? - You know, the Mystical Orb 100 00:05:54,083 --> 00:05:55,666 the guy was yacking on about. 101 00:05:55,750 --> 00:05:57,583 Fuck, Mox, could you pay any less attention? 102 00:05:57,666 --> 00:06:00,500 Uh, I don't remember him saying anything about-- 103 00:06:00,583 --> 00:06:02,375 Orb. It's mystical. 104 00:06:02,458 --> 00:06:07,458 Fine by me. All this making life makes me want to be taking life. 105 00:06:22,666 --> 00:06:26,041 But, Alejandro, why did you push me down the stairs? 106 00:06:26,125 --> 00:06:27,791 Because I don't love you. 107 00:06:27,875 --> 00:06:30,208 That only makes me want you more. 108 00:06:30,291 --> 00:06:32,541 This always happens. 109 00:06:34,333 --> 00:06:36,041 You know what? Fuck this. 110 00:06:36,125 --> 00:06:38,041 I'm not gonna sit here and play babysitter. 111 00:06:38,125 --> 00:06:41,875 Dad wants to sideline me? That's fine, but I'm not wasting my time sitting here... 112 00:06:41,958 --> 00:06:44,125 - I love your penis. - Dude. 113 00:06:44,208 --> 00:06:45,916 - Why? - Dude. 114 00:06:47,958 --> 00:06:49,666 I'm addicted to the penis. 115 00:06:49,750 --> 00:06:51,875 Satan, that is pathetic. 116 00:06:51,958 --> 00:06:53,833 All right, you're coming with me. 117 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:59,208 Geez, man. 118 00:06:59,291 --> 00:07:01,458 I know it's hypocritical coming from me, but get the fuck 119 00:07:01,541 --> 00:07:05,625 off your phone and enjoy the club. Beats sitting in an office. 120 00:07:05,708 --> 00:07:07,541 ♪ I like what you've been doing lately ♪ 121 00:07:10,375 --> 00:07:12,166 ♪ Like, damn... 122 00:07:12,250 --> 00:07:15,500 Fuck, Stolas. I know you're all kinds of messed up right now, 123 00:07:15,583 --> 00:07:18,500 but you got to let yourself at least enjoy the little things, 124 00:07:18,583 --> 00:07:20,416 like getting blackout drunk. 125 00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:24,833 I'm not sure I really deserve the little things. 126 00:07:24,916 --> 00:07:28,458 No, sorry. [chuckles] I didn't mean you. Sorry. 127 00:07:28,541 --> 00:07:30,708 He's not talking about you, idiot. 128 00:07:30,791 --> 00:07:33,541 Fuck them. Okay? Let's get another round. 129 00:07:33,625 --> 00:07:35,583 Why are you being so nice to me? 130 00:07:35,666 --> 00:07:39,041 Cause people fucking suck, and because I know what it's like to have people think 131 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:41,166 you're a loser without even getting to know you. 132 00:07:41,250 --> 00:07:42,791 ♪ see red in a dark place... 133 00:07:42,875 --> 00:07:44,250 They don't know that you're the kind of guy 134 00:07:44,333 --> 00:07:48,041 willing to stare down Satan himself for people like them, 135 00:07:48,125 --> 00:07:50,291 and like me. 136 00:07:51,291 --> 00:07:54,083 I think that's pretty cool, man. 137 00:07:54,166 --> 00:07:58,416 So, fuck 'em. Come on, us losers got to stick together. 138 00:07:58,500 --> 00:07:59,416 Right? 139 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:00,625 ♪ and be reminded ♪ 140 00:08:00,708 --> 00:08:02,708 ♪ to feel something ♪ 141 00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:19,791 Sir, please tell me we are close. 142 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:23,875 It's been three days, and everything here is trying to kill me. 143 00:08:25,208 --> 00:08:28,875 I'm-a rip your innards out! 144 00:08:28,958 --> 00:08:31,333 Well, it-it seems like Millie's having a good time. 145 00:08:34,166 --> 00:08:35,625 Come here! 146 00:08:35,708 --> 00:08:37,041 I'm gonna fucking kill you! 147 00:08:37,125 --> 00:08:39,250 No, you come back here, you little bitch! 148 00:08:39,333 --> 00:08:41,916 How do humans survive here? 149 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,625 It's hot even for me, 150 00:08:43,708 --> 00:08:45,583 and everyone sounds like Lord Mammon. 151 00:08:45,666 --> 00:08:49,083 I love it here. It reminds me of home. 152 00:08:49,166 --> 00:08:51,541 Sweetie, you really should take it a little easier. 153 00:08:51,625 --> 00:08:53,625 I already told you, Mox, 154 00:08:53,708 --> 00:08:57,333 I'll slow down when I need to, but I'm feeling great. 155 00:08:57,416 --> 00:09:00,541 Also, hon. you got a little something-something on your shoulder. 156 00:09:06,041 --> 00:09:09,750 Oh, no, look out for those drop bears, Moxxie. 157 00:09:10,833 --> 00:09:12,708 Thanks, honey. 158 00:09:15,666 --> 00:09:18,583 So... you, uh, you good? 159 00:09:18,666 --> 00:09:20,250 - Peachy. - Hung over? 160 00:09:20,333 --> 00:09:22,333 Mm, creative block. 161 00:09:22,416 --> 00:09:24,416 Oh, and thank you for the tea, dear. 162 00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:26,000 No biggie. 163 00:09:26,083 --> 00:09:29,333 - Oh. What's this book about? - Oh! 164 00:09:29,416 --> 00:09:32,833 It's just... a romance... ...erotica thing. 165 00:09:32,916 --> 00:09:36,875 It's a pastime, which, I'll admit, I'm finding harder to enjoy as of late 166 00:09:36,958 --> 00:09:40,166 since my current state of affairs is quite lacking. 167 00:09:40,250 --> 00:09:42,750 Nothing to inspire me, as it were. 168 00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:46,708 - I thought you and my dad were a... thing. - No. 169 00:09:48,291 --> 00:09:49,291 No. 170 00:09:49,375 --> 00:09:51,250 Gotcha. 171 00:09:51,333 --> 00:09:55,833 Well, then, if that means you're in the market for "inspiration," 172 00:09:55,916 --> 00:09:59,750 there were plenty of guys at the club the other night checking you out. 173 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:01,583 I suppose... 174 00:10:01,666 --> 00:10:03,500 I'm not used to the attention. 175 00:10:03,583 --> 00:10:05,291 It was new and kind of nice, 176 00:10:05,375 --> 00:10:07,083 but the thought of actually talking to them 177 00:10:07,166 --> 00:10:10,125 and then that potentially leading to something more, it's just 178 00:10:10,208 --> 00:10:12,041 - not what I want right now. - I mean, you can 179 00:10:12,125 --> 00:10:15,541 skip all that. There is such a thing as, like, hookup apps. 180 00:10:15,625 --> 00:10:17,125 Hookup what? 181 00:10:17,208 --> 00:10:18,791 Apps, like, on your phone. 182 00:10:18,875 --> 00:10:21,083 Look, here's one of mine. I use it to get free food. 183 00:10:21,166 --> 00:10:23,708 Ah, so it's like grocery delivery? 184 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:25,833 No, geez. 185 00:10:25,916 --> 00:10:28,583 Like, here. I matched with this dude last Friday. 186 00:10:28,666 --> 00:10:31,375 He took me to get steak and paid for the whole thing. 187 00:10:31,458 --> 00:10:33,750 Sorry, I'm not understanding. 188 00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:38,250 I mean, you could use it for its intended purpose, dating or whatever. 189 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:40,291 Just look through here, pick someone you like-- 190 00:10:40,375 --> 00:10:42,666 Oh. Oh, no, no, no. Uh, you misunderstand. 191 00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:45,125 I'm... No. I'm not looking for... 192 00:10:45,208 --> 00:10:48,000 ...or wanting someone to-- I-I'm-I'm... 193 00:10:48,083 --> 00:10:50,833 I don't really know what I'm wanting, but it's... 194 00:10:50,916 --> 00:10:54,125 it's not romance, it's not a relationship. I-I shouldn't. 195 00:10:54,208 --> 00:11:00,916 I just... I guess I'm missing the touch, the intimacy. I feel very... empty. 196 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,916 I don't know what to do with myself. 197 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,625 You know, these apps don't have to be for relationships. 198 00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:07,083 They can just be hookups. 199 00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:08,958 I mean, that's how most people use them anyway. 200 00:11:09,041 --> 00:11:11,000 I just don't think it's a good idea. 201 00:11:11,083 --> 00:11:14,291 I don't want anyone to get to know me, to ask me about myself. 202 00:11:14,375 --> 00:11:17,291 I don't want to feel courted or matched. 203 00:11:17,375 --> 00:11:22,458 Besides, my bed habits are... unconventional. 204 00:11:22,541 --> 00:11:26,250 I'd rather not trust a total stranger with understanding that at this point. 205 00:11:26,333 --> 00:11:28,833 Oh, I think I have the app for you. 206 00:11:33,041 --> 00:11:36,125 - Oh, my. - Come on, treat yourself. 207 00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:52,750 Hello. I'm Stolas, from the Safeword app. 208 00:11:52,833 --> 00:11:54,500 I mean, I have a profile, 209 00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:58,583 and, uh, you asked me to come here, and now, I'm here, so, um... 210 00:11:58,666 --> 00:12:00,125 - I'm sure-- - Come in. 211 00:12:00,208 --> 00:12:01,708 Oh, yes, thank you. 212 00:12:01,791 --> 00:12:04,208 Um, I bought some extra clothes, 213 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:05,708 like we established. 214 00:12:05,791 --> 00:12:09,375 I'm not sure what to really say. Oh! 215 00:12:09,458 --> 00:12:12,250 - You remember the safe word? - Oh, um, "butterscotch." 216 00:12:12,333 --> 00:12:16,750 Good. You say it, we stop. And the traffic light system? 217 00:12:16,833 --> 00:12:18,500 I-I understand it. 218 00:12:18,583 --> 00:12:21,375 Good. You ready to get started, huh? 219 00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:24,458 - Filthy slut? - Yes, sir. 220 00:12:24,541 --> 00:12:26,458 Then you're all mine tonight. 221 00:12:26,541 --> 00:12:29,250 Now, get those fucking pants off. 222 00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:31,583 Oh, yes! 223 00:12:32,625 --> 00:12:34,000 Do your worst. 224 00:12:38,833 --> 00:12:41,208 ♪ Get down on your knees, gonna have to beg ♪ 225 00:12:41,291 --> 00:12:42,958 ♪ Filthy little whore ♪ 226 00:12:43,041 --> 00:12:44,416 ♪ spread your legs ♪ 227 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:47,208 ♪ Take your medicine, swallow every drop ♪ 228 00:12:47,291 --> 00:12:50,333 ♪ Scratch the itch, be their bitch, don't stop, no ♪ 229 00:12:50,416 --> 00:12:51,750 ♪ Whoa-oh ♪ 230 00:12:51,833 --> 00:12:53,041 - ♪ Shit ♪ - ♪ Homewrecker ♪ 231 00:12:53,125 --> 00:12:58,375 ♪ Whoa-oh, you do whatever you want, you don't care if it's wrong ♪ 232 00:12:58,458 --> 00:13:00,708 ♪ This is what you get ♪ 233 00:13:01,791 --> 00:13:05,291 ♪ Blindfolded, I see clearly ♪ 234 00:13:05,375 --> 00:13:07,750 ♪ Treat me the way that I deserve ♪ 235 00:13:07,833 --> 00:13:10,666 ♪ Mouth open, no one hears me ♪ 236 00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:14,458 ♪ Pluck me, stuff me, I'm your dirty bird ♪ 237 00:13:15,791 --> 00:13:17,541 ♪ Dirty bird ♪ 238 00:13:18,708 --> 00:13:20,250 ♪ Dirty bird ♪ 239 00:13:21,666 --> 00:13:23,875 ♪ Dirty bird ♪ 240 00:13:23,958 --> 00:13:25,208 ♪ Oh, God ♪ 241 00:13:25,291 --> 00:13:27,750 ♪ Rough me up, that's not enough ♪ 242 00:13:27,833 --> 00:13:31,000 ♪ With all of the bridges I've burned, I've earned no love ♪ 243 00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:33,875 ♪ Torture and cage me until you break me ♪ 244 00:13:33,958 --> 00:13:36,791 ♪ No one to love me and no one to save me ♪ 245 00:13:36,875 --> 00:13:38,791 ♪ No, whoa-oh ♪ 246 00:13:38,875 --> 00:13:39,875 ♪ Pathetic ♪ 247 00:13:39,958 --> 00:13:41,791 ♪ Whoa-oh ♪ 248 00:13:41,875 --> 00:13:43,583 ♪ I let it get out of hand ♪ 249 00:13:43,666 --> 00:13:45,791 - ♪ Showed the world who I am ♪ - ♪ Come on ♪ 250 00:13:45,875 --> 00:13:48,000 - ♪ motherfucker ♪ - ♪ This is what you get ♪ 251 00:13:49,166 --> 00:13:52,208 ♪ Blindfolded, I see clearly ♪ 252 00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:55,166 ♪ Treat me the way that I deserve ♪ 253 00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:57,291 ♪ Mouth open, no one hears me ♪ 254 00:13:57,375 --> 00:14:02,208 ♪ Pluck me, stuff me, I'm your dirty bird ♪ 255 00:14:02,291 --> 00:14:04,166 ♪ Dirty bird ♪ 256 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,375 ♪ Dirty bird ♪ 257 00:14:07,458 --> 00:14:08,500 ♪ Oh, shit ♪ 258 00:14:08,583 --> 00:14:11,041 ♪ Dirty bird ♪ 259 00:14:12,291 --> 00:14:15,291 ♪ Get down on the floor, gonna have to beg ♪ 260 00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:17,208 ♪ Selfish little whore, spread your ♪ 261 00:14:24,708 --> 00:14:28,333 {\an8}Sir, this is getting ridiculous. Let me see the-- 262 00:14:28,416 --> 00:14:32,708 {\an8}No. This stupid fucking plant has got to be over that giant red rock. 263 00:14:32,791 --> 00:14:34,875 - Plant? - Er, the... 264 00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:37,833 - Yeah, the magic nugget or whatever. - You mean the stone? 265 00:14:37,916 --> 00:14:39,583 Yeah, yeah, yeah, the stone thing. 266 00:14:39,666 --> 00:14:43,166 - Ha! I got you! You said it was an orb! - Oh, well. 267 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:48,000 You mean to tell me we have been aimlessly exploring this place 268 00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:50,583 where everything wants to kill us, 269 00:14:50,666 --> 00:14:54,000 and there's no mystical orb? 270 00:14:54,083 --> 00:14:57,541 What in Satan's name have we even been doing all week? 271 00:14:57,625 --> 00:15:00,041 Look, I just have to get something from here, okay? 272 00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:01,916 For no one in particular, for no reason. 273 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,291 Is this for Stolas? 274 00:15:05,583 --> 00:15:06,458 Sir? 275 00:15:06,541 --> 00:15:09,583 Look, Stolas is, like, way into plants and shit, 276 00:15:09,666 --> 00:15:13,708 and it just so happens that this one comes from this Earth place. 277 00:15:13,791 --> 00:15:16,166 I thought if I could just get him this stupid plant, 278 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:17,833 I can... [sighs] ...maybe... 279 00:15:17,916 --> 00:15:22,375 fix things or impress him or something, okay? I don't fucking know. 280 00:15:22,458 --> 00:15:26,333 Sir, if anyone understands doing something insane 281 00:15:26,416 --> 00:15:30,125 for someone they care about, it's me. 282 00:15:35,166 --> 00:15:37,541 Instead of spending weeks away from him, 283 00:15:37,625 --> 00:15:43,375 dragging me and Millie through this earthly wrath-scape looking for a plant, 284 00:15:43,458 --> 00:15:46,041 you should just tell him how you feel. 285 00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:49,583 Properly. Talk to him. 286 00:15:49,666 --> 00:15:51,958 Ow! What the fuck, sir? 287 00:15:52,041 --> 00:15:53,083 Ah, I'm sorry, Mox. 288 00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:55,250 My confrontation reflex kicked in, but... 289 00:15:55,333 --> 00:16:00,666 maybe you do have a little, tiny, itty bitty... 290 00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:02,083 point. Maybe. 291 00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:06,166 Sir, let me help, so we can go home. 292 00:16:09,166 --> 00:16:12,500 The gympie-gympie, one of Earth's most dangerous plants. 293 00:16:12,583 --> 00:16:15,208 If it makes direct contact with exposed skin, 294 00:16:15,291 --> 00:16:16,833 it delivers a pain so intense, 295 00:16:16,916 --> 00:16:20,375 it makes one want to commit die from the pure agony. 296 00:16:20,458 --> 00:16:23,833 However, Goetia enjoy it in a sweet, fruit-like tea, 297 00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:26,250 served with or without milk. 298 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:27,375 Fancy. 299 00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:32,208 Sir, this plant is a state away 300 00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:34,625 in the middle of a rainforest. 301 00:16:34,708 --> 00:16:36,500 It said "by a rock." 302 00:16:36,583 --> 00:16:39,333 Actually, sir, it says, "By a rock? 303 00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:41,416 No! Avoid the rocks. 304 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,250 Rainforest only." 305 00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:46,000 A rainforest? Fucking where? 306 00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:50,833 Oh, no. Yeah, you got, you got to take the Stuart Highway up to Alice Springs 307 00:16:50,916 --> 00:16:52,583 to get anywhere from around here. 308 00:16:52,666 --> 00:16:58,208 Or any of yous got two bucks I can borrow? Just, like, a couple of bucks? 309 00:16:58,291 --> 00:17:00,791 Uh, my wife's at the airport 310 00:17:00,875 --> 00:17:02,500 with-with the kids and... 311 00:17:02,583 --> 00:17:04,541 Geez, and I thought L.A. was bad. 312 00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:06,041 All right, team, speedrun. 313 00:17:07,833 --> 00:17:09,416 I can get... 314 00:17:14,875 --> 00:17:18,958 Looks like the bush has heart-shaped leaves, hmm, 315 00:17:19,041 --> 00:17:21,375 - with small indents on the-- - Found it. 316 00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:23,875 Yeah. Huh. 317 00:17:23,958 --> 00:17:25,500 That was surprisingly easy. 318 00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:28,500 Aw, look at the little heart-shaped leaves. That's so perfect. 319 00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:30,291 Mox, capture your wife, we're heading back. 320 00:17:34,458 --> 00:17:37,708 And Moxxie, thank you. I guess. 321 00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:40,916 When it comes to matters of the heart, anytime, sir. 322 00:17:54,291 --> 00:17:55,833 I'm back. 323 00:17:56,958 --> 00:18:01,541 Hey, Stolas. I got a little surprise for you. 324 00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:03,458 Whoa. 325 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:07,125 Holy shit. What is with this getup? 326 00:18:07,833 --> 00:18:09,250 Are you that excited to see me? 327 00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:13,666 Blitzo. You've returned. Oh, my, what's happened? 328 00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:15,666 You look like you went through a warzone. 329 00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:19,000 Nah. Just "Ass-rail-ya," or whatever it's called. 330 00:18:19,083 --> 00:18:22,208 Oh, it seems like you've had such a rough time. 331 00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:25,500 All this for your target? 332 00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:27,750 Yeah, well, not just for the target. 333 00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:30,875 Stolas, I saw how down you were lately, and I thought that-- 334 00:18:30,958 --> 00:18:33,791 Oh, dear, that must be him. 335 00:18:33,875 --> 00:18:37,416 I'm so sorry, Blitzo. I-I have another, um... 336 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,333 arrangement set for tonight. 337 00:18:39,416 --> 00:18:42,083 I-I didn't know you were coming back. 338 00:18:42,166 --> 00:18:44,916 Arrangement...? 339 00:18:47,416 --> 00:18:50,541 Is daddy's little bitch ready to be spit on? 340 00:18:50,625 --> 00:18:53,791 I am. Uh, just give me one moment. 341 00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:56,500 My, um, uh, roommate just got home. 342 00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:57,875 What? Roommate? 343 00:18:59,375 --> 00:19:02,541 Well, hurry that feathered ass up. 344 00:19:04,541 --> 00:19:07,125 Daddy doesn't like to be kept waiting. 345 00:19:07,208 --> 00:19:09,333 Oh. 346 00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:15,291 Christ on a stick, Stolas, I said get your nails did, not your holes. 347 00:19:15,375 --> 00:19:17,791 I'm... really sorry, Blitzo. 348 00:19:17,875 --> 00:19:20,708 No, no, no, it's fine. I get it. 349 00:19:20,791 --> 00:19:23,916 It doesn't mean anything, but... 350 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:27,583 but you told me to try to relax, so this is... 351 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,583 ...what I needed to relax. 352 00:19:29,666 --> 00:19:31,875 Yep. Mm-hmm. I sure did. 353 00:19:31,958 --> 00:19:35,083 I sure did say that. That is a thing I said. 354 00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:38,875 Well, go have fun fucking each other. 355 00:19:40,958 --> 00:19:43,000 No promises. 356 00:20:16,166 --> 00:20:20,458 ♪ I've been no good, no g-good at all ♪ 357 00:20:20,541 --> 00:20:24,291 ♪ and I'm not gonna tell you why ♪ 358 00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:28,916 ♪ I don't need some pathetic, sympathetic ear ♪ 359 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,791 ♪ I just want a boy ♪ 360 00:20:30,875 --> 00:20:34,708 ♪ to tie me down and make me fucking cry ♪ 361 00:20:34,791 --> 00:20:38,750 - ♪ I want a thick rope on a tight waist ♪ - ♪ Tight waist ♪ 362 00:20:38,833 --> 00:20:42,791 - ♪ I want a rough hand on a soft face ♪ - ♪ Soft face ♪ 363 00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:46,208 - ♪ I want to see red in a dark place ♪ - ♪ Dark place ♪ 364 00:20:46,291 --> 00:20:50,958 ♪ I want to feel something, I want to feel something ♪ 365 00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:55,208 {\an8}- ♪ I want to taste spit that isn't mine ♪ - ♪ Isn't mine ♪ 366 00:20:55,291 --> 00:20:59,250 {\an8}- ♪ I want someone firm to draw the line ♪ - ♪ Draw the line ♪ 367 00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:03,041 ♪ I want to see red when I'm blinded ♪ 368 00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:06,458 ♪ And be reminded to feel something ♪ 369 00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:11,791 - ♪ I want to watch you leave a bruise ♪ - ♪ Leave a bruise ♪ 370 00:21:11,875 --> 00:21:15,875 {\an8}- ♪ I want to be your tortured muse ♪ - ♪ Tortured muse ♪ 371 00:21:15,958 --> 00:21:19,916 {\an8}♪ And I don't ever want to choose again ♪ 372 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,291 ♪ And I don't care if that's not real ♪ 373 00:21:22,375 --> 00:21:24,791 {\an8}♪ I just want to feel ♪ 374 00:21:26,458 --> 00:21:28,875 ♪ I just want to feel ♪ 375 00:21:30,583 --> 00:21:32,750 ♪ I just want to feel ♪ 376 00:21:34,416 --> 00:21:36,916 ♪ I just want to feel ♪ 377 00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:43,916 ♪ I just want to feel ♪ 378 00:21:45,666 --> 00:21:47,125 {\an8}♪ I just want to feel ♪